Beauregard Presents The Most Impresive Muppet Moments

[minor muppetz]

Beauregard: Hi, there! I'm Beauregard, and tonight, I present to you, "The Most Impressive Muppet Moments" (title appears on-screen). Let's begin with the bicycle scene!

(fade to Kermit's bicycle scene from The Muppet Movie)

Beauregard: Actually, I mean tthe other bicycle scene.

(fades to Couldn't We Ride, from The Great Mupet Caper)

Beauregard: And now, here is The Great Gonzo on balloons.

(fades to Gonzo's balloon scene from The Muppet Movie)

Beauregard: And here is John Cleese, giving Gonzo a stretch.

(fades to John Cleese stretching Gonzo's arms and legs)

Beauregard: Here is one of my big scenes.

(fades to Beauregard driving a taxi in The Great Muppet Caper)

Beauregard: And here is the rat cooking scene, which I think might have inspired the movie Ratatouille.

(fades to "Rat Scat" from The Muppets Take Manhattan)

Beauregard: And here is Gene Kely, giving Kermit a dance lesson.

(fades to Kermit's dance lesson)

Beauregard: And that's all the time I have tonight. Wasn't that a great show?
Waldorf: We have a better question.
Statler: Yeah! What was so impressive about those clips