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(We hear a drumroll, along with a "tick-tock" sound.)
ANNOUNCER (Marty Robinson): And now, it's time for everyone's favorite stunt show, the New Beat the Time! And here is your new host, Sonny Friendly!
(The audience cheers. Guy Smiley walks out, getting caught in the gold curtains.)
GUY (Eric Jacobson): Thank you! Thank you! This is Guy Smiley, America's favorite game show host, welcoming you to--
ANNOUNCER: I said "Sonny Friendly!"
(Two Anything Muppet security guards escort Guy out of the studio. Almost immediately, Sonny shows up.)
GUY: What?! You can't do this! This is my show!
GUARD 1 (Joey Mazzarino): Yeah, that's what they all say, Mr. "America's favorite game show host."
GUARD 2 (David Rudman): Come with us, Smiley.
GUY: Let go of me, you-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SONNY (David Rudman): (laughs) See you later, Guy! (to audience) Hey, are we having a nice day, or what?
AUDIENCE: What.
SONNY: Let's meet today's contestant-- he is a cute blue-and-yellow duck who loves to play a superhero and read books! All the way from the farm, here is Squacky the Duck!
(The curtains open to reveal an overexcited Squacky, still in his pajamas.)
SQUACKY (Victor Yerrid): Hi, Mr. Friendly! I'm a huge fan of your game shows! Me and the other Pajanimals love you on Here is Your Life and The Crying Game Show.
SONNY: Do you have anyone to say hi to?
SQUACKY: Yes, I do! Hi, Apollo! Hi, Cow Bella! Hi, Sweetpea Sue!
SONNY: Nice! What else do you like to do besides reading and playing superhero?
SQUACKY: I love to sing! How do I know if it's morningtime? Is it okay to get out of bed--
SONNY: Save the free concert for later, Mr. Duck. Right now, you have to play our impossible stunt.
SQUACKY: Ooh, sounds hard. What do I have to do?
SONNY: You have to find four animals that you find in water, and you have to do it in...
(The clock's hand winds toward the top.)
SONNY: ...one minute. That's 60 seconds to find four animals that you find in water. Do that, and you can win any prize you want!
SQUACKY: (gasps) Really?!
SONNY: Yes, Squacky! On your mark... get set... GO!!
(Squacky is startled, and he runs off.)
SONNY: Can he do it? Squacky has only 60 seconds to find four animals that you find in water.
(Squacky brings back Dorothy.)
SQUACKY: I found a fish! (fanfare plays)
SONNY: Wonderful, Squacky! That's one animal down, three more to go! (Squacky runs off.) He only has... (looks at clock) 44 seconds to find three more animals that you find in water! (Elmo then rushes in.)
ELMO: Mr. Smiley! Mr. Smiley! Has Mr. Smiley seen Elmo's fish, Dorothy?
GUY: Get off the stage, Elmo! We're trying to play a game!
ELMO: Elmo's coming for Dorothy!
(Squacky then returns with Pip Otter.)
SQUACKY: I found an otter! (fanfare plays)
SONNY: Terrific! You now have (looks at clock) 28 seconds to find two more animals that you find in water! (Squacky then runs off as Pip gazes in awe that he's on a game show.)
PIP: I'm on TV! I'm on a game show! Yaaaaay! Hi, Bear! Hi, Ojo! Hi, Tutter! Hi, Treelo! Hi, Pop!
SONNY: Excuse me, Mr. Otter, but we are in the middle of a game here! (Pip screams and runs off, then Squacky returns with a giant whale.) Wait a minute. What is that? (The whale destroys the studio.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
SQUACKY: I found a whale, Mr. Friendly (fanfare plays)
SONNY: I should say! But you only have 19 seconds left to find one more animal you find in water! Hurry! (Squacky runs off.)
WHALE (Marty Robinson): How dooooooooooo you dooooooooooo, Mr. Smiley?
SONNY: That's "Mr. Friendly," not "Mr. Smiley!" Mr. Smiley has already been escorted out of the studio.
WHALE: Oops. Soooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy.
SQUACKY: Sonny, help! I can't find another animal!
SONNY: Well, look at the time! You have only 12 seconds left! Audience, count with me! (along with audience) Ten... nine... eight... seven... six...
SQUACKY: Wait! Now I know another animal you find in water!
SONNY: What is it, Squacky?
SQUACKY: A duck! Like me! (The sirens from Make it Fit go off, and the audience roars.)
SONNY: Squacky, you did it! You found four animals that you find in water! Congratulations!
(Squacky then bounces off the studio walls while screaming "Yippee!" At the Pajanimals' house, Apollo, Cow Bella, and Sweetpea Sue are seen cheering in joy.)
SONNY: And here's the prize you selected just before the show-- your very own aquarium full of animals!
SQUACKY: (gasps) Wow! My very own aquarium! Wait until Apollo, Cow Bella, and Sweetpea Sue see this! Yippee!!
SONNY: That's all the time we have for today. Tune in tomorrow for another wacky episode of... (along with audience) BEAT... THE... TIME!
(The logo flashes on screen as Elmo, Dorothy, and Pip return to the studio, then we fade out.)
ANNOUNCER (Marty Robinson): And now, it's time for everyone's favorite stunt show, the New Beat the Time! And here is your new host, Sonny Friendly!
(The audience cheers. Guy Smiley walks out, getting caught in the gold curtains.)
GUY (Eric Jacobson): Thank you! Thank you! This is Guy Smiley, America's favorite game show host, welcoming you to--
ANNOUNCER: I said "Sonny Friendly!"
(Two Anything Muppet security guards escort Guy out of the studio. Almost immediately, Sonny shows up.)
GUY: What?! You can't do this! This is my show!
GUARD 1 (Joey Mazzarino): Yeah, that's what they all say, Mr. "America's favorite game show host."
GUARD 2 (David Rudman): Come with us, Smiley.
GUY: Let go of me, you-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SONNY (David Rudman): (laughs) See you later, Guy! (to audience) Hey, are we having a nice day, or what?
AUDIENCE: What.
SONNY: Let's meet today's contestant-- he is a cute blue-and-yellow duck who loves to play a superhero and read books! All the way from the farm, here is Squacky the Duck!
(The curtains open to reveal an overexcited Squacky, still in his pajamas.)
SQUACKY (Victor Yerrid): Hi, Mr. Friendly! I'm a huge fan of your game shows! Me and the other Pajanimals love you on Here is Your Life and The Crying Game Show.
SONNY: Do you have anyone to say hi to?
SQUACKY: Yes, I do! Hi, Apollo! Hi, Cow Bella! Hi, Sweetpea Sue!
SONNY: Nice! What else do you like to do besides reading and playing superhero?
SQUACKY: I love to sing! How do I know if it's morningtime? Is it okay to get out of bed--
SONNY: Save the free concert for later, Mr. Duck. Right now, you have to play our impossible stunt.
SQUACKY: Ooh, sounds hard. What do I have to do?
SONNY: You have to find four animals that you find in water, and you have to do it in...
(The clock's hand winds toward the top.)
SONNY: ...one minute. That's 60 seconds to find four animals that you find in water. Do that, and you can win any prize you want!
SQUACKY: (gasps) Really?!
SONNY: Yes, Squacky! On your mark... get set... GO!!
(Squacky is startled, and he runs off.)
SONNY: Can he do it? Squacky has only 60 seconds to find four animals that you find in water.
(Squacky brings back Dorothy.)
SQUACKY: I found a fish! (fanfare plays)
SONNY: Wonderful, Squacky! That's one animal down, three more to go! (Squacky runs off.) He only has... (looks at clock) 44 seconds to find three more animals that you find in water! (Elmo then rushes in.)
ELMO: Mr. Smiley! Mr. Smiley! Has Mr. Smiley seen Elmo's fish, Dorothy?
GUY: Get off the stage, Elmo! We're trying to play a game!
ELMO: Elmo's coming for Dorothy!
(Squacky then returns with Pip Otter.)
SQUACKY: I found an otter! (fanfare plays)
SONNY: Terrific! You now have (looks at clock) 28 seconds to find two more animals that you find in water! (Squacky then runs off as Pip gazes in awe that he's on a game show.)
PIP: I'm on TV! I'm on a game show! Yaaaaay! Hi, Bear! Hi, Ojo! Hi, Tutter! Hi, Treelo! Hi, Pop!
SONNY: Excuse me, Mr. Otter, but we are in the middle of a game here! (Pip screams and runs off, then Squacky returns with a giant whale.) Wait a minute. What is that? (The whale destroys the studio.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
SQUACKY: I found a whale, Mr. Friendly (fanfare plays)
SONNY: I should say! But you only have 19 seconds left to find one more animal you find in water! Hurry! (Squacky runs off.)
WHALE (Marty Robinson): How dooooooooooo you dooooooooooo, Mr. Smiley?
SONNY: That's "Mr. Friendly," not "Mr. Smiley!" Mr. Smiley has already been escorted out of the studio.
WHALE: Oops. Soooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy.
SQUACKY: Sonny, help! I can't find another animal!
SONNY: Well, look at the time! You have only 12 seconds left! Audience, count with me! (along with audience) Ten... nine... eight... seven... six...
SQUACKY: Wait! Now I know another animal you find in water!
SONNY: What is it, Squacky?
SQUACKY: A duck! Like me! (The sirens from Make it Fit go off, and the audience roars.)
SONNY: Squacky, you did it! You found four animals that you find in water! Congratulations!
(Squacky then bounces off the studio walls while screaming "Yippee!" At the Pajanimals' house, Apollo, Cow Bella, and Sweetpea Sue are seen cheering in joy.)
SONNY: And here's the prize you selected just before the show-- your very own aquarium full of animals!
SQUACKY: (gasps) Wow! My very own aquarium! Wait until Apollo, Cow Bella, and Sweetpea Sue see this! Yippee!!
SONNY: That's all the time we have for today. Tune in tomorrow for another wacky episode of... (along with audience) BEAT... THE... TIME!
(The logo flashes on screen as Elmo, Dorothy, and Pip return to the studio, then we fade out.)
