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Here's an outline of a Beat The Time Gameshow with Guy Smiley.
This would take place in the 80's.
(The logo is behind a logo-ish clock moving its pointer around. It can be seen while the announcer is speaking. The theme of this show would be the same as in 'Mystery Guest'.)
ANNOUNCER: "And now, it's time for everybody's favorite stunt show, 'Beat The Time'! And here's everybody's favorite stunt show host, Guy Smiley!"
GUY: "Thank you, thank you!! Everybody's favorite stunt show host, Guy Smiley here, I'm here to welcome you all to everybody's favorite stunt show, 'Beat The Time'! Today, we have that again... our impossible stunt! It's so hard to do, that someone would get anything he wants in the entire would, if he can do it! (audience gasps) YES! And so, let's meet our contestant, Oscar The Grouch!"
(As Oscar enters, he rips down the curtain way to the stage.)
OSCAR: "Hello there, Mr. Loud-Mouthed."
GUY: "Are you ready for our impossible stunt?"
OSCAR: "Impossible Stunt?! I love losing! Heh-heh-heh."
GUY: "You'll win anything that you'll want in the entire world, if you can beat our impossible stunt."
OSCAR: "This is absolutely getting yucky."
GUY: "You only get 4 seconds to find something that falls down to the ground!"
OSCAR: "That sure would be fun... Not for a Grouch, that is."
GUY: "OK?! Ready, get set, GO!!!!"
(The clocks tick.)
AUDIENCE: "4! 3! 2!..."
(A ceiling piece falls on Oscar while Guy is still looking at the clock.)
(*Buzzer*)
GUY: I'm sorry, Oscar, but your time is up.)
OSCAR: "W-w-wait!"
GUY: "What?!"
OSCAR: "I loved this! That ceiling piece fell down!"
GUY: (mumurs) Um... (shouts) YOU WIN!!! YOU HAVE BEATEN THE IMPOSSIBLE STUNT!!"
(Loud applause from the Audience.)
OSCAR: "Heh-heh."
GUY: "Now, what would you want in the entire world?"
(The timer music is the same as in Wheel of Fortune.)
OSCAR: "I-I... I want to have a Summer Vacation in this Studio..."
GUY: "Yes, Yes!?"
OSCAR: "And make this the sloppiest and grouchiest... and slimmiest place on Earth!"
GUY: "You GOT IT!!"
(The theme plays and The studio transforms into a grouchy and slimy and sloppy studio.)
OSCAR: "I hate winning. But I love it! Ha-ha-ha!"
GUY: (as slime falls on his tux) "Ugh! Slime..." (leaves)
OSCAR: "Ha-ha-ha! His tux's been slimed. A grouch would like to see that. Come out, everybody!!"
(A bunch of grouches jump into the studio.)
ANNOUNCER: (with his words onscreen) "Slimed Tuxedo made by Guy Smiley. Gameshow Provided by Yucky Pickle's Ice Cream Bar.)
What do you think of that?
This would take place in the 80's.
(The logo is behind a logo-ish clock moving its pointer around. It can be seen while the announcer is speaking. The theme of this show would be the same as in 'Mystery Guest'.)
ANNOUNCER: "And now, it's time for everybody's favorite stunt show, 'Beat The Time'! And here's everybody's favorite stunt show host, Guy Smiley!"
GUY: "Thank you, thank you!! Everybody's favorite stunt show host, Guy Smiley here, I'm here to welcome you all to everybody's favorite stunt show, 'Beat The Time'! Today, we have that again... our impossible stunt! It's so hard to do, that someone would get anything he wants in the entire would, if he can do it! (audience gasps) YES! And so, let's meet our contestant, Oscar The Grouch!"
(As Oscar enters, he rips down the curtain way to the stage.)
OSCAR: "Hello there, Mr. Loud-Mouthed."
GUY: "Are you ready for our impossible stunt?"
OSCAR: "Impossible Stunt?! I love losing! Heh-heh-heh."
GUY: "You'll win anything that you'll want in the entire world, if you can beat our impossible stunt."
OSCAR: "This is absolutely getting yucky."
GUY: "You only get 4 seconds to find something that falls down to the ground!"
OSCAR: "That sure would be fun... Not for a Grouch, that is."
GUY: "OK?! Ready, get set, GO!!!!"
(The clocks tick.)
AUDIENCE: "4! 3! 2!..."
(A ceiling piece falls on Oscar while Guy is still looking at the clock.)
(*Buzzer*)
GUY: I'm sorry, Oscar, but your time is up.)
OSCAR: "W-w-wait!"
GUY: "What?!"
OSCAR: "I loved this! That ceiling piece fell down!"
GUY: (mumurs) Um... (shouts) YOU WIN!!! YOU HAVE BEATEN THE IMPOSSIBLE STUNT!!"
(Loud applause from the Audience.)
OSCAR: "Heh-heh."
GUY: "Now, what would you want in the entire world?"
(The timer music is the same as in Wheel of Fortune.)
OSCAR: "I-I... I want to have a Summer Vacation in this Studio..."
GUY: "Yes, Yes!?"
OSCAR: "And make this the sloppiest and grouchiest... and slimmiest place on Earth!"
GUY: "You GOT IT!!"
(The theme plays and The studio transforms into a grouchy and slimy and sloppy studio.)
OSCAR: "I hate winning. But I love it! Ha-ha-ha!"
GUY: (as slime falls on his tux) "Ugh! Slime..." (leaves)
OSCAR: "Ha-ha-ha! His tux's been slimed. A grouch would like to see that. Come out, everybody!!"
(A bunch of grouches jump into the studio.)
ANNOUNCER: (with his words onscreen) "Slimed Tuxedo made by Guy Smiley. Gameshow Provided by Yucky Pickle's Ice Cream Bar.)
What do you think of that?
