Anyone want a one-eyed Ernie?

[Baby Rowlf]

<babble>
Okay, see, there's this claw machine in the game room at the restaurant where I work. And pressed up against the window of the machine is a one-eyed Ernie doll. It's posed in such a way so that it looks like it wants out, and he's been there longer than I have, which is a little over a year. Just staring, and it's starting to unnerve me a little....
</babble>

*looks for someone to hide behind*

 

[Drtooth]

Cah- reepy!!! That has got to amount to years of therapy! Maybe, you should sue the Crane game doll provider company for this. And how can you get it out if it's pressed buy the window? There was a Hong Kong Phooey doll that was easy to get, if it hadn't been in that position, so it would almost seem to be stuck there! You could sell it on E-bay, and say it's a rare "broken" ernie varient.

 

[Splurge]

What's so strange? I thought there always was only one "I" in Ernie.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Funnnnneeeeeeee!

 

[Salmoto]

Leave the comedy to the bears.....

Hah, that line actually makes sense now.....

 

[dwmckim]

Oh dear - i can just see it now...

...after all those years of having his nose pulled off, Bert finally gets his revenge!

 

[Jackie]

LOL!