Adventure It! and other fics by Seinfeld Babies

[Mr Snrub]

"My extended version of the "Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures" theme with a poorly-written introduction conversation between Bert and Ernie. Feel free to record yourself singing the song!"

Ernie: Bert, can you guess what time it is?
Bert: Well, let’s see…. the lights are off, it’s dark outside, you and I are both in bed, I’m trying to fall asleep. I’d say it’s~
Ernie: Perfect time for a musical number?
Bert: No, Ernie. Please not tonight.
Ernie: Yes Bert, indeed I am talking about tonight.
Bert: GAAAAAAAAH! JUST DON’T BRING IN THE SHEEP
Ernie (ignoring Bert): And just to make it more fun, I invited back our old friends, the Boogie-Woogie Sheep.
Bert (quietly): Help me.


Ernie: Everything is right in this place
Traveling through outer space
Soon we’ll land back in our beds

Buddy Bert,
All the things dancing in our heads
Can soon become a reality!

If we adventure it,
Just wait ‘til the bed starts tappin’
Adventure it
And something special’s gonna happen
If you believe we’re truly somewhere we’re not
‘Cause in bed, imagining’s the only fun we’ve got
So Bert,
Stay in bed and adventure with me

I’ve got my duckie, you, you’re pigeon
Prohibitions, not a smidgen
Me and you,
Can travel over the horiiiiiiiiiiiizon

(Bert: What?
Ernie: It’s just a song, Bert. It doesn’t have to make sense.)

But only if we adventure it,
Imagine those bears and tigers
Now we’re cavemen inventing fire
Oh buddy Bert, it’s a real live wire!

So, every night as we lie in bed
I start seeing pictures dancing in my head
So buddy Bert, buckle up and we’ll fly away