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Thanks... Though I thought Bo would've come in to deliver his latest speech for his most recent prize. Bobo: Hey there fella... Where you think you're going with that? *He pats down a returning audience member, making sure nothing was stolen. Bobo: OK, you're clean... Go on in little...

*Next up... Blueish feathers ruffle, primping himself for the important announcement from his podium. The self-agrandized eagle assails his platform, dressed in his own refined tuxedo outfit. Sam: Good morning to you, the fine outstanding citizens of our fair and American town. Today I...

Morning has come over the citizens of Hensonville, still celebrating this year's current crop of awards. This day will prove to be exciting for some and an adventure for others. *Mr. Men segway music plays as a small four-armed king prawn shakes his bun-buns onto the stage. Pepe...

*Applauds. Oh Squeeks. How I hug this one. Absolutely love how Scooter as Cheshire conversed with Nora. There's a playful beauty in them thar words. And an apparent foreboding darkness back at the asylum... Oh how I dread seeing Gonzo turned into one of the villains. That is, if you're...

Hmmm... Not a lot of people here at this time. there are only six more to go before the intermission... Should we take a bit of a breather here and reconvene tomorrow... Erm, later today? Or should we finish up the first half of the ceremony? LMK cause I've got to read the script and keep...

*And just after that... Newsman, running to take up the spot behind his desk: This is a Muppet News flash! Tonight, at the MC awards, the honor of best Muppet Newsman has been handed out to a Greg James, alias Gelfling Waldo...

No worries Aunt Ru... Your category won't be until tomorrow. We're reaching the end of the first half. Ernie: Hey Bert. Bert: What is it Ernie? Ernie: Well... I just noticed that there's an award sculpted to look like us. Bert: Eeeernie... *Looks at the award. Hey, you're right. This...

*From off to the side of the stage. Rowlf: Evenin' folks. Mmm, maybe it's late night for some of you. Anyway... Just wanted to tickle the ivories for a bit. And tickle your funnybones too. Speaking of bones... Nah, forget it. So if you're wanting to stretch your legs... Animal: I...

*A second figure skips out onto the scenery. Bean: Yes, I skipped... It's cuter. Way cuter than Grover. Seriously, what do people see in... Oh hello there. Thanks to everybody here, I'm the one who gets to give the winner of the Pinch Their Wittle Cheeks their award. And this year it goes...

*Afterwards... Grover: Hello everybodddeeeeeee! How are ya! I am here to give out this cute trophy for the Most Huggable forum member here at Muppet Central. Is that not adorable? And the winner, known far and wide for her big huggles is... Mrs. Pepper. I wonder who Mr. Pepper is. And...

*Meanwhile... Rizzo: OK... Now da rat's gonna have his say. Dis beeyutiful trophee in de likeness of yours truly... It's for the Underneat' da Radar category. And I'm giving it to miss Katleen Boike, aka Fragglemuppet. Oh hey, isn't she the one who's with Beaker tonight? Come on up here...

Psst: Mrs. P, the award link was posted there in the post. Uncle Matt Fraggle: Hello to all you silly creatures. It is an honor as one of the most dignified Fraggles to be chosen for the next prize. This, the Search Party Collector is one that I'm not sure, but it bears a striking...

*Announcer: And here to accept on the dorms' behalf is Ed "The Count". Me, standing up: Thanks... And I whole-heartedly thank everybody who helped make the dorms the longest-running, biggest and most fun game/realm here at MC. But I'd like to yield the floor to Crazy Harry for the next...

*Game show music starts playing... Guy Smiley, rushing on to the stage. Yes, it's time for America's favorite game show host and all-around national TV celebrity... Guy Smileeeeeey! But what am I, Guy Smiley doing here at the MC awards? Well, I'm here to give out this great golden cup to...

*Ahem... Ladies and germs... The Great Gonzo! Gonzo: Thank you, thank you... Tonight I will perform a feat of daring do... I will hand out the Hanging by a Thread award for best thread while hanging from this electrified telephone wire by my nose without a Prawn to catch me should I fall...

*Behind Pork. Cookie Monster: Hey, you no have any cookies? Oh, that big tragedy. Please, you must have some cookies. Me starving monster... Me need cookies to survive. And so do me friend and fellow cookie monster Claudia here. Please, you sure you no have any cookies for us? *Puppy dog...

*Meanwhile... Count: Ah, that's sewen awesome avards! The 7 appears in thin air and then dissipates. Me, sitting down next to my darling date: Hey Count... It's your turn. Count: Vhat? Ah yes, of course. The vampire gracefully bows to Countess Dahling and takes the stage...

*A muffled voice comes from backstage. ...What? I'm on? I'm on what? The stage? Riiiiiight. Would you get on already? Beauregard: Hello. I am here to pre-sent the award for best puppet builder. The Handyman... *Squints at trophy. Hey, that's me! The winner is the forum member...

You think that's torture... Try keeping up with this thread. Anyway... The uncle who owns the theater shows up all important and business like. J.P.Grosse: How much is this costing me? No, put the railroad on R&R, buy the orphanage, sell the orphans, reoutfit the place for a new...

Hi... The curtains rise to reveal the codger in charge of the ticket counter dressed in his finer duds. Pops: Huh? What am I... Oh... Ladies and gentlemen... Tonight, we award... *Starts to fall asleep. *Herry rings a small triangle near his ears. Pops: Hmh... The award for the John or...