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Er...I was gonna...really...but, uh...I ran out of thread, right Lefty? Lefty: Riiiiiiiiight! Besides, I lost the coin toss. I called heads, but...yeah, you know...:shifty:

LOL! Well, I was supposed to be the headliner...now I guess I lost by a nose!

Awww...really? That's too bad! I was just about to saw my own head off...temporarily, of course...:shifty: See, there's a local talent show downtown, and I planned to have my head sing "I Ain't Got No Body." Drat!

Hey Barry! Nice to see you again!:)

"The Puppy Song" - Harry Nilsson

Ah, Curly fries...the only fry that will talk back to you... Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck! Woo-woo-woo! Ruff! Ruff! Hey Moe! (annoyed whine) :p

...so I said, I feel so bad for Mr. Peanut, because I heard he was a salted...heh heh... (looks at Cat-Woman, and does quadruple take) Uhhhhhhh...what...what was I...what was this thread about...something to do with canned fleas? (Tony melts into a puddle)

If bologna can't?

"Working in the Coal Mine" - Devo

onions if

"Mr. Soul" - Buffalo Springfield

Gnus huh?

Really? Wow! You learn something new every day!;)

Chinchillas obviously...

Have a great...whoa, watch out, don't...er...TRIP, Anna!:)

That's really great!:)

"King Tut" - Steve Martin

You betcha!;) Let me loose in a mall or department store...and I'm history! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH! What was that? Was it a bird? Was it a plane? No! It was a Tony, shopping for clothes!:D

"Julia" - The Beatles

I must jump on the pro-shoe bandwagon here, as well. I love shoes! I currently own 16 pairs, from black tuxedo shoes, to two pairs of classic Chuck Taylor sneakers (you know, the canvas ones?) Yes, I'm a guy, but (gasp!) I DO enjoy shopping for clothes! Heck, I get excited if I find a...