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Are they here yet, are they here yet? Oh, boy. Me can hardly wait!

Yeah, I was wondering teh same thing yesterday but you psoted first... Did you ever find out who was the myterious sender?

X-Muffin (The film about the mutent muffin's who must save the Muffin men from destruction alough otehr evil mutent muffins want to kill them.) X-Muffin 2: (The same again, but better) Muffin Babies: (The prequel that never fits the cannon of The Muffin Show, Muffin's Tonight or any of the...

GAME MASTER: Beyond Door Number 2 is a square cube room with white walls on every side and a sence of walking on the ceiling. There is a sofa, and a coffee table with one cup of coffee for each Muppet. However it is not that which catches their attention, but rather the large glass case in...

"Have you seen the Muffin Man..." Oh wait! That's a proper quote. Sorry. Cut! Try again. "Bond. Muffin Bond." "Martiini, muffind not stirred." "To boldly go where no muffin has gone before."

Are you sure of that?

*applause*

GO AUDREY FOMP!!!! GO AUDREY PMOF! SHE'LL EAT FOMP! GO AUDREY PMOF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seiously? They are the most funny-whitty clever books I've read for a long time.

No, the wife just left... CUT TO: Saturday... *gets up wondering why he hasn't heard the kettle whistle* *wonders downstair to the smell of, home cooking?* Hello Uncle Bob. Is that pancakes I sme....eugh! What is that sticky mass on my cooker? Don't tell me you spilt the pancake mix...

*to Mother* Goodbye dear. *to Bob* Certainly, for the weekend at least. Until Mother get's home. Someone has to cook, and the lawns need mowing.

Hello, Bob. Long time no see, like living inland. Get it? Long time...sea. Oh well. *yells* Vic! Your Mother said Bob's here. Bob's your uncle.

*looks over shoulder* Oh hello dear, didn't see you there. Uh huh. *cough* About those lawns...did you want them done now? *watches Mufin Man leave, and Uncle Bob enter*

Yes, good dog. There's a bone. See. The salesman's ankle. He's got that jackhammer going again. *mutters* Poor Vic, yes. I'm begining to feel a little under the whether myself.

*rustles paper* Is this a kitchen or a store? *to Mother* Not now dear, we have company. Oh, it's just the mufin man. *to Muffin Man* Oh, thank you. Pass a muffin please. Yes, the big one with the blueberries.

Well, dear. I had to answer the door to a salesman. You can offer him coffee if you like. *to Dog* She usually does. That should cheer her up.

*calls back* Yes, dear. *gets up, and poars coffee* *calls* Coffee up. *opens paper, frowning at the dog-chewed bits* Thirty-one posts in and we're already in a fight...ah...domestic bliss. Dog. Eat that food.

*props feet on table and raises an eyebrow at the dog* She's just, tempremental.

Lovely Bo moment at the top. I loved every second of it.

Be a good dog and eat your food up, puppy. *aside* I know how you feel.