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MA Oh mY! Things are gettign tence. Break out the dance mats, boys. We gotta get rid of this tension. Sam, will you dance?

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*snatches lolipops away* You two have been told about that magic of yours....now which of you got that book from Mr Coles? *bites lollipos while waiting for an answer* Eeww...yuk! Here, have them back as a punishment.

Say wha...?

Why, Hello Pingu-stone. Why, you are all wet? You know, the strangest thing happened. I was walking into the park, when an old lady walked up to me with a towel and said, "I am so sad....I've been walking around for fifteen years with this towel hidden on my person, and then some green-eyed...

Well...really, relly, I promise it will come to an end soon. We are in the final rush towards teh finish....more when i get time....the clock is ticking!

Point 1: That Dave is NOT good as that charcter.... Point 2: Very funny. Point 3: Better than the other one. Point 4: Pepe was funny this week. Mrs Congenitalia Point 5: Loved that ending joke Point 6: The charcters need a bit more work, but... Point7: ...but it will do. Is good. And gives...

Yeah, I figured, A Cantus song in Dr Teeth's voice with the Electric Mayhem. Too good to be missed...

*notices no one is paying attention back at the home* Fine, I'll go get them myself. *marches/squlches back down to the park in wet shoes* *nods to a passing neighbour who gives a strange glance at the pond-weed hanging from hair* *to neighbour* I'd advice you not to use the new...

*father gets home* Miss Mangogrown, or Fairy G-Mumma whoever is resposible for the twins right now. Go and get them. They are at the park. I want to see them in my office, and I want to see them Now.

Beauhoth paced the floor, his soft feet brushing against the cold tiles. He waved his hands expressively as he spoke. "She's done it," he said. "She got hold of the Hearts, dispite my attempt to hide them, Miss nancy stole them, locked me away, took them for herself. I never saw what she did...

Sure, it does seem kind'a strange to release two re-paints of the most obscure charcter in the range, BUT, no other company is ever going to do that for us. I would say, be happy... I mean, yes, there is (as yet) no sal, but, we have Uncle Deadly for crying out loud!

Lot of rain, lots of thunder and lightning... Which reminds me to ask...I was always taught to count from the Lightning to the Thunder to tell how many miles away it was (one miles per second). But in Bob the Builder they did it the other way around...which is correct?

*climbs dipping wet from the mirey sludge of the pond. Green slim drips off shoes...* I'll talk to you two later. *pointing finger at twins*

*father appears in the air above the local park pond* What the... *splash*

Holy Quackamoly! Let me to take this moment to say....Thanks, Phill. Thanks.

Sorry, Missy.. *finds a bag of joke money, being as she's a killar of jokes, she'll probably never get it* Here. *hands joke money across. Happy now?

Right, left foot socks...no, wrong, right foot socks. Hold on. Let me get this straight. *thinks* Ok. Got it. Good idea, Mr Harvey. athough, if we were to begin by setting all the childrens socks in one pile, the lady's socks in another, and the sports socks to one side, and all pink...

*looks up from Paper* You know, I really could not say. However *folding paper* I was of the understand that we were to sort them by smell, but my olfactory nerves gave up moments after the socks arrived. for the first time in my life, I am hoping for another mangement change soon...things...

*smackes head...* You know, when you said Custodian....I didn't think you mean't care-taker...i thought you meant: That's why I suddenly started acting nasty, and swinging keys about.... Sorry, *cough* *Starts all over again...* Oh, really, missy, well, think again. I have a joke...