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Father: Farm kettles and corn girls...is this a circus or an eatery?

Father: Got it. Farm Girls, in a kettle, with corns...sounds painfull, yet satisfactory. *heads towards circus*

Here's a few other 'useful' phrases... BBB: Bill Baretta Borrowers RHLC: Richard Hunt Lover's Club SWAEHB: Steve Whitmere Admirers, Especially His, er...nevermind. We are a weird bunch here. MopFam: The Moppet Family, a role-play thread performed by various members of MC MC: Muppet...

Father: *still in a state of mental anguish* The white faces...the big feet...You know what they say about men with big feet? It makes me tremble to think of it... FLASHBACK Mrs Moppet Senior: *points at Father and strides back and forth in front of him* Understand this, if those...

Father: Oh no...not again...*turns off the road onto a sidestreet* Rabid clowns...that's not even funny...*squeals around a bend in the road* It's not the first time... FLASHBACK! Father is 5, asleep in bed when his door bangs open and Mrs Moppet Senior runs in all dressed in black with a...

Father: While you're looking out for Biggy, would you mind looking out the rear window, the mirror is gone, it's just gone...

Father: Jack, you have a lot to learn about the British...where there is unknown, there is fear, where there is fear, there are moodswings. And kettle-corn is unknown.... Moppet: *exerts self* And kettle-corn is NOT frightening. *drives straight over the roundabout*

Father: The only lack in this car is SELF-CONTROL! Now CONTROL yourself, hang onto your PANTS and let ME do the DRIVING! *drives 5 times around a roundabout* I have to stop having these mood-swings...and roundabouts...

Father: Of course I've looked in the mirror! I'm driving, arn't I? *looks for the mirror* Oh, where is it on this car anyway?

Father: Yacky, if you dare milk all over my car, I swear I'll...never drink milk again...

Nope. But it only shows pages from a certain period of time, and people don't start many new ones here, so they dissapear. You'll have to change settings or do a search.

Sorry to be ground-y and grouchy, but you should have put a spoiler-warning on this thread...I've wanted to see 24 for ages now, and am trying to get hold of the set on DVD and you kinda spoiled a little there, Gonzo. I don't really mind, just be sure, if you can in future, to write, "Spoilers...

Oh my gosh, you are SO right! Someone should mock-up a pic of him with Fozzie's hat on...that would be hilarious...*adds it to list of strange requests*

Father: *drives* Does anyone know the way to the circus? Anyone? No one? Should we stop for directions? *pulls over and winds down window* Hey, you. You with the white face and the red nose...is there a circus around here?

Father: *hits breaks* The day you marry Vibs is the day I...*pause*...am free of Vibs...can kids get married under age with gaurdian permission?

Father: *pause* Think you can teach me to do that? *pulls away and drives*

Well...balloons are also fun.

Father: *gets into car* I'll give you ten seconds to get in, then we're out of here. Anyone late is late, that's all. *turns keys and engine dies* ...I'll give you some more time.

Father: *raises an eyebrow* When did you become as grouchy as I, old man?

Father: *finds car keys* What about elephants? - And don't make the same remark or I'll feel the need to be clever and ask if there are swarvy ring-masters....