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Bunsen:
Oh dear, what to do!
Dr. Van Neuter:
Race you to the exit...
We may run with our lives...
And your giant prune too.
Bunsen:
How about I make a clever suggestion?
Dr. Van Neuter:
Go ahead, melonhead.
Bunsen:
We snack on that delicious prune wandering nearby!
(Eyes Newsman)
Dr...
Claudia:
Hello, gentlemen.
(Throws her bag on the bed)
Dr. Van Neuter:
Why have you been out so long?
Claudia:
Joined strike for no abortion.
Joined the Colombian strike against Farco...
Afterwards took some pictures.
Later I did some work.
Later I joined the appointment with Dr. Nobbe as...
Claudia:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAH!
Bunsen:
That's nothing to laugh about, Claudia.
Shame on you, honestly.
It's just like this flask.
[Snugs it]
Claudia:
What about it?
Bunsen:
Mother would explode people because of her charming desire to inflict pain on those she took a liking to. <3
Claudia...
Claudia:
Tony's the talk of the dorms, eh, Beaker?
Beaker:
[Readies his water gun]
[Nods, sweetly pats her head]
Claudia:
Um...wh-what are you doing with that gun?
Beaker:
[Eerie look to him, sweeps out of the room in secrecy]
Claudia:
Poor, Tony.
Someone's gonna get hurt.
Bunsen...
Claudia:
(Enters her room)
Hey baby, how are you doing?
(Hugs Alex)
I got you some cookies. :D
I also got you some milk.
That always makes me feel better. :'(
[Spoilers in red]
Claudia:
I thought World's End was a pretty ok movie.
It was hard to follow the plot, though.
Bunsen:
Yes, but it was happily semi-tragic.
Claudia:
How so?
Dr. Van Neuter:
That butt-ugly octopus freak only wanted to be with the one he loved.
It wasn't fair that they had...
Claudia:
Yup, but it's ok.
Here, you can have the thong. O_o
Dr. Van Neuter:
(Snatches it, throws it in garbage)
Claudia:
D: At least...you could have.
Bunsen:
(Carrying Claudia)
Claudia:
This is humiliating.
Claudia:
What? WAIT!
NOOOOO!
(Shrinks into a bunny rabbit)
(Sighs)
Is this a running gag?
Bunsen:
(Stuffs her in a cage)
Come on, you naughty little bunny.
Time to compensate for the time we lost...
Hmm hmm hmm...
Beaker:
(Wiggles finger into the cage)
Mee mee meep.
(Taunts)
Claudia...
Aw, heck naw!
You did not...
That's IT! XD
SUGAR WAR!
(Tackles Nick and tugs at his hair, inserts an onion in his mouth)
Suffer the wrath of bitterness! XD
:o (Turns on the T.V, forcing him to watch Barney as she munches some sugar)
:P Ha, only I, Claudia, am experienced enough to withstand the power of sugar. XD
Step aside, drunken-sugarfilled dude.
xD Let the PRO step foward! LOL
Claudia:
King Richard did indeed exist.
However, Robin is a myth-
(Sees her net destroyed by his powerful trident)
Oh, you be payin' the dire consequences.
This lass ain't be takin' no for an answer!
Bunsen:
Claudia, don't play with the trident weilder!
Don't be foolish, probably could sink...
Claudia:
Nope, didn't see that one!
(Theme of Captain Sparrow plays)
Savvy?
(Dressed as a pirate)
Shiver me timbers, lads!
I be sendin' yer arses to Davy Jones's locker!
Bunsen:
(As a buccaneer)
Captain, we spot aquamarine specimens swimming about in the water.
Shall we capture them? I...
Claudia:
(Blinks)
What? All the other stores were closed!
Bunsen:
Beaker, you should try them on.
(Tease)
Beaker:
(Eyes narrow)
MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP!
Claudia:
I hope THAT never goes into my imagination.
(Sees that Ryan's turned into a merman)
(Collapses)
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