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  1. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Me: *bed pushed back into dorm* Well...That was...Erm...Interesting Gonz, thanks. Gonzo: No problem Ryan. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Camilla. Me: Have fun Gonzo...I'll be here...In bed... Clifford: Don't worry dude, I brought you some chicken noodle- Camilla: BAWK BAGAWK...
  2. theprawncracker

    Old Friends Who've Just Met

    Chapter 6 Scooter stood at the door of the Electric Mayhem bus with his handy checklist. "Alright, Yolanda, Zippity Zap, and Zoot," Scooter checked off on his list, as a female rat, a teal colored lizard creature wearing sunglasses, and the green skinned, blue haired, fifty-year old burnt out...
  3. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Gonzo: Ryaaaaaaaaaan!!! *jumps on Ryan's bed* Me: Oh...GONZO I'M SICK!! Gonzo: So so so? Let's go do more commentary!! C'mon c'mon!! Me: Gonzo, the only way you can get me to do more commentary is if you push me down there in this bed. Gonzo: *shrug* Okay, let's go! *pushes bed down to...
  4. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: Oh...Oh mister pirate man...I don't know if I can handle the pressure of McDonalds...Are you sure I'm ready??! I CAN'T HADLE IT!!! *runs away to find where I left Mairin in the woods*
  5. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: Well, I've been told that I'm good company...Or company at least...And my omlettes are to die for...Can I come with you?
  6. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: Mister pirate man...I'm so terribly crushed by the gain/loss/gain/loss/gain/loss of my girlfriend Mairin...Can I join you on your quest for treasure and erm...Whatever else pirates quest for?
  7. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *sniff* Waiter...There are tears in my waffle in pirate-man's soup...*sniff*
  8. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *sniff* She may be something else, but she's MY something else!! *cries* Waiter, another waffle please...*sniff*
  9. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: WAIT!! MAIRIN!!!! *falls to knees near Hevej* Oh mister pirate man...I've lost my girl...Again...To some Strange-Er...Oh woe is me!!! *eats waffle*
  10. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: Well Mairin my sweet, I'm going back for my waffle, stay right here in this random forest so that I may never find you again. *runs off to go get waffle* *sees Mairin with Hevej* Oh! So I leave you for ten seconds and you hook up (no pun intended) some two-bit pirate??!
  11. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *rushing out of restraunt with Mairin(V...)* HEY!! Take me back!! I didn't get my waffle yet!!!
  12. theprawncracker

    Muppet Busts

    Floyd doesn't have a bust because he couldn't get CRACKED up by Fozzie's jokes!! AHH!! Wocka! Wocka! Funn-ee!
  13. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: Ooh, a hatred of the French...Waiter, one Belgium waffle por favor!!
  14. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *pokes Hevej with a french fry* Hmm...He's out alright...Excuse me mister Strange-Er will you help me with this pirate? Thank you...Oh and Mairin, go join Mairin over there, tell her I like her dress.
  15. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *stands up* I'll have you know mister pirate man that I am Jack Bandit the world reknowned crook!! *looks around* Uh...UH...I mean...Dack...Manbit...The girls...clowned...Book? Um...*sits back down* I need more coffee...
  16. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *most likely holding Mairin(V...)'s hand* Yes...I most likely ham...Ham? No thanks, I'll have the soup. ...Wait...What? *sees real Marin and Stranger* ...Wait...You're Mairin...And...And you're Mairin...And who are you? *reffering to Stranger* I don't like the looks of you...You're too...
  17. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *in a random restraunt with not-so random Mairin(V...)* *feeds Mairin french fry* Oh Mairin my sweet, I'm so glad we decided to share a plate of french fries and a chocolate milkshake with only one straw...Oh this is heaven...I'm so glad I got back with the real Mairin and not some imposter...
  18. theprawncracker

    Girlfriends (or boy) of Muppet Fans

    You really ARE Quinn!! :zany:
  19. theprawncracker

    Girlfriends (or boy) of Muppet Fans

    Pervy? Oh, you want pervy, well here: :mad: :rolleyes: ;)
  20. theprawncracker

    Girlfriends (or boy) of Muppet Fans

    *Shakes :sing:, :attitude:, and :concern: at Vic*
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