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Penguins are not to be taken lightly. They have the Bud Ice Penguin on their side and that guy was a soul stealing psychopath. Fortunately while dangerous, penguins are not very bright. I once killed one by informing it that penguins are unable to breathe oxygen. It promptly keeled over and...

All the bad cartoons listed are masterworks compared to Little Clowns from Happytown. I swear this existed in the 80s. I suffered through a couple episodes as a kid while waiting for something else to come on. They could replace waterboarding with forcing prisoners to watch episodes of this but...

Empty threats. Penguins do not have hands. Wings do not give one the dexterity needed to do such things. If you continue these threats I will be forced to unleash a hungry polar bear upon you. This polar bear not only finds penguins delicious but he also has terrible gas. He will overwhelm you...

Something like that, yes. If I recall the mouse informed the cat that there was some catnip in the microwave. The cat, being an idiot, wandered inside to search for it. Next thing you know there's one less cat in the world and I have to buy a new microwave. The mouse is still at large.

You may keep the platypus. I should warn you that he is not housebroken and often makes it a point to pee and poop in places where pee and poop should never be. I have no fish. I used to have an aquarium full of them. I also used to have a hungry cat. As you may have guessed having these two...

Penguins are secretly plotting world domination. Fear the penguins for they are many and they are vengeful.

Just wait till he puts on his little fedora. Then you're really going to be in trouble.

I've read a lot on people with depression and their various coping mechanisms and the stuffed animal thing comes up a lot. I don't particularly care for plush animals myself. Mostly what I carry are robotic dogs. Things like the FurReal Friends Dogs or WowWee's Alive dogs. My absolute favorite...

My strangest habit is that I can't go anywhere without wearing a backpack containing several toy dogs. I also cannot sleep without a toy dog. What with all the problems with depression, anxiety and panic attacks my toy dogs are my method for coping with it all. Kind of like dog shaped security...

Both Kermits are pretty good. I myself have difficulty drawing any character I didn't create. The only character I can draw halfway decent that isn't something I created myself is Alf. And to be honest I'm not even sure I can do that anymore. It's been years since I tried.

What distraction? I don't see a distraction. And where the heck is my platypus!!??

Wow, I haven't seen Emmet Otter in years. I remember sitting on the foot of my parents' bed and watching it when I was five. I'd love to see it again.

There is no Miss Pac Man. Miss Pac Man is really Pac Man in drag. And while I'm here I wish to point out that Doc Hopper's plan was doomed to fail from the start Kermit or no Kermit. Have you ever actually tasted frog legs? I have. They're disgusting. There's no way a frog leg franchise is ever...

I saw that Journey To the center of the earth remake thing. Not at Theatres. We gt it on pay per view. It was awful. I can't see myself having to wear glasses to fully enjoy a movie. 3D is a turn-off for me. It's a moot point anyway because I can't go out to theatres anymore. The last movie I...

You'd think Fozzie would be easy. He's just a teddy bear when you get right down to it. Most plush companies excel at making teddy bears. That's how they make a majority of their cash. I can't see why someone somewhere can't make a True to life Fozzie plush.

Maybe Kermit's been working out.

He's not screaming because he's been turned into Elmo, he's screaming because somebody shoved a giant candy cane up his tailpipe.

There have been several attempts to market home robots. The problem is no one can get them at a price point the average person can afford. The most successful attempt would be Sony's Aibo. But with the cheapest one being about $800 ultimately there weren't as many takers as Sony wanted and Aibo...

I've felt like that many a time. My illness would make going to school to learn the things I'd need to learn to to fulfill my dreams difficult if not impossible. I think I've reached a point that I've accepted my dreams are never going to happen. But that's me. I hope you don't give up. The...

I don't know what it is, I can't put my finger on it, but Animal doesn't look very Animal-ish to me. He looks too calm to me or something.