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  1. Fozzie Bear

    The Anti-Fan Club

    Not if they're sloppy drunk. When they get just to that buzz and are "happy drunks," it's okay, but when they get sloppy drunk, can't see straight or keep their eyes open, can hardly stand without falling or stumbling, get verbally and physically abusive, no. Drunk people are horrible people...
  2. Fozzie Bear

    Schulz/Peanuts Thread

    Just mockeries (somewhat kind of humorous) of pure and simple things. Oh well, it's to be expected, what with all the rumors of Peppermint Patty and Marcie, et al. I've finally started getting the action figures, which are VERY limited in playability :( The choices in the accessories...
  3. Fozzie Bear

    The "Byron & Chasity" Journal

    Well, regarding the video deal thing, I'm sure there'll be enough $$ to go around, and yes even to grant some to Chewbacca himself. On the other front, I'm actually kinda sad for him that his new item is moving on to a different shift. Lord knows, I've been there and I know how it feels...
  4. Fozzie Bear

    Showbiz pizza

    Tim Spencer closed down the Funny Pages a while back because he ran out of time to do that and other parts of his job as well, not to mention a few of us had slowed down on regularly updating our work on the site. Muley REALLY needs to be re-built...BAD. So, he's going to lay a little low...
  5. Fozzie Bear

    Scottish Weather

    You know, until I saw how COLD it is there, I wanted to come to Scotland. I think I'll just stay here in Memphis. That way, it'll keep down the pollution down to a chilly minimum.
  6. Fozzie Bear

    The Anti-Fan Club

    Me, too! I hate people who hate people. wait. I, uh---- "Chicago Nazis? I hate Chicago Nazis!" --Joliet Jake Blues I know what I mean now: I hate people who hate people because they are different. No, heck. You know what I mean.
  7. Fozzie Bear

    The Anti-Fan Club

    I hate alcohol, drugs, criminals, drunk people, mean people, and speeding tickets. Of course, the last one is MY fault!
  8. Fozzie Bear

    The "Byron & Chasity" Journal

    The back pack WAS FellowWLover's idea, BUT! It was "MY" idea to take him hiking, and since Anathema has Byron under some contract of ownership (?) he gets dibs in it all, too; Nate you canNOT get a part of this deal because I "DO" Believe that I have dubbed him anything from sasquatch, yeti...
  9. Fozzie Bear

    The "Byron & Chasity" Journal

    OKAY THEN!! :) The vote is in, we'll all go hiking soon and film Byron running through the woods. Only problem, though, is that he'll have to take his clothes all off to get that 'real' sasquatch effect. No worry to us, though, i'm sure, as it will be the same as running around in a...
  10. Fozzie Bear

    Bear on Patrol for the new muppet show

    Okey-donkey!! :)
  11. Fozzie Bear

    Ask Ken at Palisades

    My manny-wha'?? :confused: *Hmm. I'll have to make this up...* Um--I doth hereby and--uh--justly (?) announce and proclaim my candidacy for the presidency of the "Fozzie Fanciers Club" and by all the power invested in me by the state, county, and city of Luke Robbins shall always and...
  12. Fozzie Bear

    The "Byron & Chasity" Journal

    Ummm...okay, but it's only US 2 that splits the money. Nobody else (except Byron, of course) can go now. Sorry. Um, wait. I forgot, we'll have to give Byron some, too. Here's how we'll do it: FOZ: 45% Anathema: 45% By: 10% = 100% Looks good to me! :D
  13. Fozzie Bear

    Bear on Patrol for the new muppet show

    Just email stuff to me and I'll look it over for you and ship it back. You might look into purchasing a program for script writing called ScriptWare online. I've never really collaborated on projects before in the past, much less over a distance, so work up some drafts and I'll look at it...
  14. Fozzie Bear

    Ask Ken at Palisades

    I ACCEPT!! :D Now, where's all the mothers and their kids I'm supposed to be kissing, isn't that what politicians are supposed to do? Kiss folks and pass out paper fans?
  15. Fozzie Bear

    Bear on Patrol for the new muppet show

    I don't want Fozzie in a desk job. Then you're looking at him not getting any air time, because the REAL action doesn't happen at the desk. Should be like it was: Link at the desk, Fozzie on Patrol, Bobo is his sidekick. THAT I could go for, and it would give someone a chance to work on...
  16. Fozzie Bear

    The "Byron & Chasity" Journal

    That's what I said earlier! If 2 people say it, it's gotta be right. I agree, get you one of those manly hiking back-packs, something from a sports store, so you'll look all tough and scruffy. Just don't GO hiking, what with that sasquatch-look and all you might get shot at. At the...
  17. Fozzie Bear

    Showbiz pizza

    I wish Muley could get more press than he does...I need my own fancied up Muley website. He used to be on ROCK103's website, but they closed down the funny pages. :(
  18. Fozzie Bear

    25th Anniversary CD

    Thanks for that info. By the way, Here's what the JHC sent me... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Due to the growing complexities of share holders, litigations, and binding legal agreements; the Jim Henson Corporation can not divulge the true...
  19. Fozzie Bear

    Muppet Survivor Round 8

    Byeeeee, Oscar!!
  20. Fozzie Bear

    Hey, my first taste as a standup comic!

    I hate crowds. However, I always have plenty of food to send the hungry afterwards. Did I mention I hate tomatoes? FOZ (Congrats CORY!!!!!!!!!!)
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