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Hmmmm...let me see. I'll have the Rainbow Connection, followed by It ain't easy bein green, followd by Monster in the Mirror...... How long have you go to sing songs to me? ;)

Have you finished with my chain-saw yet? Or are you hoping to get a muffin award for the most destruction to a stage at an awards show?

Thanks for saying I'm not crazy - it makes me feel better!! :D

LOL - He can serenade me singing songs from the Muppets!!! How romantic ;)

I would of answered it but I'm not a muppeter!!:)

25th anniversary of Groucho Marx's death (Can't think of any others)

Scooter's uncle!!!! He was house-sitting for Scooter while Scooter was off seeing the world. J.P. had sold his theatre long ago and had used the money he got in the sale to open a retirement home in Florida. His first residents were Statler and Wardolf. Kermit and his friends were...

Grail - You know how my last post said that it was for the girsl to read... I didn't think you qualified for that ;) (I was only being silly though ;) )

Happy Birthday to everyone - and also to my sister who is 16 today!!!!! (She made me write that!)

This is really for all the girls who read this thread: Notice how Matt was typing nice things to me a couple of posts ago. But it suddenly turns into a big debate about Star Wars/Trek or whatever and a big effort to make Joggy sick. Isn't this just typical of guys!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Hey everyone!!! I want you all to cheer up about this love-thing right now - and that is not an ask, that is an order!!!! Look at the postitives of not being in a relationship. You don't have to think of someone else all the time, there's a lot less stress in being single rather then being...

Offer of transport and accommodation? What would I do without you? (Has Joggy thrown up yet?)

The Sweedish Chef. The restaruent had hired him as a cook but then discovered that his food preparation style scared off the customers. The owner had a softspot for the Chef though and offered him a job as a waiter. Kermit and his travelling companion invited the Sweedish chef to join them...

Congrats Jackie!!!!!!!! i'm very proud of you :)

Can you guys pick me up on-route to the muppet fest. NZ isn't that far out of the way (and I'm worth it!!!):D

John Lennon - I can imagine a large group of Muppets singing 'Imagine'. And maybe he could sing 'Woman' to Miss Piggy.

Okay - since your head didn't break us out of here why don't we use the chainsaw I carry in my bag? My motto is 'Be Prepared' :) And congrats to Jog on his award!!!!!!!

A human being with a half-crazed look in her eyes. It turned out she was a big fan of Kermits and was willing to help him find all his friends. But she had just one condition. Which was: After they had found the rest of the muppets Kermit had to.............

Books by Muffin Dahl: Charlie and the Muffin Factory Charlie and the Great, Glass Muffin The Muffins James and the Giant Muffin The Muffin, The Pelly and me And other children classics: Muffin Pan The Lion, The Witch and the Muffin Muffin and Gretal Jack and the Muffin Stalk...

Muffin City Muffin and Greg M.U.F.F.I.N.S The Muffin of Bel Air