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*Stares at Fozzie* Foooooziiieeeee... this is not the time or place to be discussing.. *hears a click of a shotgun being loaded* Umm yeah.. the letter.. Um.. I've been meaning to..um.. talk to you about that... *pulls the tattered, torn and taped up letter out of her pocket* You...

*wakes up again and looks around* Ok, you can put me down now. *Waits until she is standing up* Ok, guys, did anyone come up with an escape plan?

So far after posting in about 17 different forums, I've never been banned. I think I have too many interests. I only got to like 5 on a regular basis, about 4 more occasionally, and the rest once in a blue moon. ~Beth C

How are you guys fixin to pay? What are our choices? A: Credit Card B: Cash C: Sneak out in the middle of the night. We'll take C Very popular choice. ~Beth C

I read somewhere that it was "Piggy Lee" :) + :mad: = Luv ~Beth C

*comes to and finds herself slung over Sweetum's shoulder* What the????? *an explosive goes off nearby and knocks Piggy out again*

*snaps back to reality to realize she is a dripping wet mess* Oh dear! Excuse me, will you? *grabs backpack and enters her tent to change, zips it closed*

*Thinks to self - they are never going to find me, and if they do, they are going to get hurt! NO one is going to hurt my friends!* *concentrates hard and uses every muscle she has* MMMMMMMRRRRRRRGGGGG! *the ropes start to loosen* MMMMFFFRRRGGGGHhhh!!! *her face turns red from...

Har de har har.. very funny. ~Beth C

It didn't work for me either. ~Beth C

(Sure just jump right in) *Rocks the chair harder until it tips over and drops her on her face* MmmmPPHHHFF!!! Mmhhhfffttt!!! *thinks now that wasn't too bright, now she can't move at all*

FROGS, Janice.. I like FROGS.. no wait.. I LOVE FROGS.. no wait.. I LOVE ONE FROG...... *Stares dreamily at Kermit while dripping pond water in a puddle*

When I saw this thread, I thought for a moment Barney DID appear in SS. At one time my kids adored that dinosaur. Everything we had was covered with his face. Their clothes, the sheets, the curtains.... I'm so GLAD that's over. *shudders* Barney was ok at the time, now it's...

I am now soooooooooo glad I never canceled my order. I was one of the very few that got mine at the greatest price ever, about $54, I think, shipped to my door, free with the 15% off. When I placed my order, I was informed that they were on backorder. I really didn't have the money to be...

*Turns around to see what Janice is calling her about and sees the spider in the jar* What.... AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *Trips again and this time lands in the pond with a loud SPLLLASSHHHH!*

*Gets up and dusts off clothes* No, I'm fine. Yes, it must be the heat. *Picks up camera and proceeds to take pictures of the pond* Wow.. this place is breathtaking.

*Stumbles, and trips over a log, nearly drops her camera and lands on her fanny right by the edge of the pond.* OWWWW! *Sticks a finger in her ear to clean the wax out* I must be hearing things. I could swear I just heard Kermie say he loved me.

Oh man, oh man, oh man.. you have my complete sympathies. That past week sounds like it was just torture! It makes my past 7 days look like I've spent time in heaven or something. The only problem I have here is a leaky water heater which turned my hallway carpet into the great Florida...

*hears Janice scream* Gee, some people can't take the Great Outdoors. I can't wait to have a cookout tonight. Hey Animal, can you get some firewood ready?? It has to be dried out by sundown or the fire won't start!! *gets a camera out of her backpack* Ok, now let's see where i can...

*Tears trickle down her face to stop at her gagged mouth* *Thinks - This is a trap, a trap to hurt my friends. I need to do something, but what?* Mpppffffhh.... MMMPPPHHHHH!!! PHHHHHfffftttt!! *Rocks the chair harder, thinking of Kermit in danger*