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  1. Beauregard

    Dr. Strangepork

    Oooh, thank you! And I'm going to go get ear-transplants now...
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    Puppet Pantomime?

    Hello there! That sounds amazing! I did put that panto on about three years ago now, and of course I was being neive to think it was the first Puppet Panto, but I had never seen the two art forms mixed. Tell me, did a female puppet play Ali Baba and a male puppet play his mother? *sniggers*
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    Anyone Know Annie Sue Pig's Birthday?

    Seems that no one knows Louise's birthday...it only has her birth year at Wiki, and IMDb.
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    The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

    Pass the elephants, squash the bingo, flick the coyotes!
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    Did Humpty Dumpty die?

    *hums* It followed her to school one day... Uh oh...so the lamb was a stalker? A sient stalker? What was it, silence of the lambs? *ba-dom-che*
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *hears some rustling outside the woods* Who is there? *creeps to the edge of the undergrowth and peers out into the face of a mutant badger, a mutant toad, a mutant mole and a mutant otter* Oh goodness, it's like Wind in the Willows all over again...I told them not to eat that stuff in...
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    Imagine

    Well...they almost had the Beatles on TMS didn't they? And I've heard the Muppets sing Yellow Submarine. Of course, SS has covered loads of the Beatles songs with various parodies.
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    Byron, the Great and Mighty

    Maybe he stopped showering so long that he dehydrated?
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    (Out of character: Yes, this thing does tend to speed away sometimes, BeakerFan, sorry about that :p) Father: And the twins haven't bugged me...and the bugs haved twined me...and I've been in good health...why shouldn't I be jovial, my dear?
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *raises eyebrows* Happy to see you, of course, honey. Besides, I think I still have a little of that Irish tea somewhere in my veins today...
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *pats Mother's shoulder* Yes, dear.
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: It tends to be stedier than walking on air...*rolls eyes*
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: She's just as THE as she is Nicky...And, for your information, I'm as Mop as I am Pet.
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: It was from...*finds compass* Ok, stand on this and point...
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    OOC: Hasta the gusta! Father: Speaking of four limbs...shall we move out of this woods while we all still have roughly that many?
  16. Beauregard

    Muppets Night at the Museum

    *much applause for the calm, English Beauregard fellow!* I love the story, and whole idea, so far!
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *aside* She seems to be under the impression that she is a four-legged mammal of the family goatithus...Probably best we do nothing to disuede her as she just escaped from Robots, who knows what else she can do with this filthy forelimbs of hers...
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    I have something very important to say

    *reads this out of context* *is very confused* *and mildly amused*
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: Goat? Tell me they didn't tie you up over a spit with salt and pepper...and, can you show us the way back to the robot's cavern? It just wouldn't do to loose one's lodgers...again... OOC: Yes, you two have rather dropped out...as did Mother for ages and ages...I want you all to come...
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: Rosa...and I? That is not what I said! You said that I said that what you said was rumours were being spread and I know that knaveish woman would spread anything for me to seperate me from ye. Avast the thought that she and I...Whatever did Adam do to you, I've not seen you this mad...
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