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Now that you've brought up Harry Caray, Count...remember a ridiculously funny sketch on SNL, in which the late broadcaster for the Chicago Cubs was host of an intellectual program called "Space: The Infinite Frontier"? Will Ferrell played Caray, and Jeff Goldbulm was his guest. Caray: Let me...

Wow, this looks really cool! Been waiting for the trailer, thanks for the link!:) I only hope the MPAA doesn't tamper with it, and force Burton to make any unnecessary...cuts! Sondheim's work must remain intact!

Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter. St. Peter says, "well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance exam for everyone...

"Loser" - Beck

(opens eyes) I'm not quite dead yet...(coughs)...I still have some breath left in me...oh my...I see a bright light...I'm being led towards a bright light...(coughs)...so comforting! Oh golly, I'm going...and there's so much more I had to do...like use a spork for the first...

"I'll Cry Instead" - The Beatles

"Sheila" - Tommy Roe

Yeah, this dude went to visit his friend, and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" the dude exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen!" "Nah, he ain't so smart," the friend replied...

Okay, so this frog calls a psychic hotline and is told, "you are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." "This is great," says the frog, "will I meet her at a party?" "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

Almond Joying this thread! (gasps and dies)

In the meantime... I'M BACK! I just hooked meself onto the back of a pickup, and had the driver pull me through an entire field filled with nothing but mud after a heavy downpour! Even my teeth are encrusted with mud, bahahahaha! AND I put on a spotless white suit (with rad-looking cape...

They have an ointment for that now...

High School Musical is a wonderful piece of satire. It perfectly and succinctly captures man and woman's place in the early 21st century, a delightful souffle of comedy, music and drama. It's a playful romp, destined to... oh wait a minute...isn't this the Opposite Thread? No? Oh...excuse...

Whoops! We can't have ya snickering now, can we? Almond Joy-ing, yes. Snickering, no. Oh, and thanks for putting me out of my misery...now ya got MORE to clean up, silly goose!

Oh, did I mention I have the ability to fly? Smell ya later! (Stinker/Slug spreads two large "wings" made out of cardboard box tops, and leaps off the roof, immediately plunging downward, a la Wyle E. Coyote, and giving the Goofy yelp) Yaaaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hooooooey! (splat!)

Sunny and warm. Still waiting for some rain, 'tis purty dry out there!

You forget... I am the Stinker! My costume and makeup is based on Pigpen from the Peanuts strips. I have a delictable waft of dirt following me around wherever I go! Ahahahahahahahaha(coughcoughcough)hahahahaaaaaaaa...

Bahahaha! Not only haven't I showered, I also haven't brushed my teeth!:eek:

Wow, I didn't know this before! How cool!:)

Heh heh, thanks Kathy!:) You could hear Bowzer's distinctive voice throughout the script!;)