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And now for a Muppet News Flash! Artist and self-proclaimed "nerd" Lil0Vampy turns 14 today! At the announcement, sales of her digital art prints immediately spiked, sending the always-mercurial art stock traders on Wall Street into a frenzied spin ---- aaaaaagh! *woozily* Does...does anyone...

Thanks all! As I said, I'm open to suggestions. I deliberately left a few teasers in there, which I might pick up on. No idea yet. Also, though I did post this under "art" I thought readers might like a like here as well. Drew this to illustrate the start of part 20...

Hee, hee, hee...Mel Brooks would be proud, Muppetaz! :) I just joined Deviantart. Only have one drawing up so far, which I made a painted version of last night in Photoshop. It's an illustration for my fanfic "Love Reign O'er News"...

I think "I'm just an American Muppet!" is my fave line so far. :) Keep it up!

Another Muppet News Flash! MC Forum member Tommy...er, Tony...begins his exclusive cabaret engagement this weekend in Connecticut! Early reviews are quoted as saying, "He's the best one in his row!" We here at Muppet News wish Tony a happy leg breaking! :)

Here is a Muppet News Flash! Festivites at the Count von Count's birthday party today were interrupted by partygoers throwing confetti. While the Count appreciated the party, he felt the need to count every single piece of it, so the party may be continuing for some time... In other news, a...

Part 36 (the Last!) The doorbell rang. “Oh! Oh! Oh, Kermiiiiiee! Could you get that, and if it’s the caterers, get them started in the kitchen?” Kermit frowned, turning away from the tall windows, where the bright Saturday afternoon light promised a clear night for the Newsman’s official...

Hee, hee, hee, hee.... Just the idea of Animal on a game show cracks me up. He honestly wouldn't be out of place on "Let's Make a Squeal" ---er, "Deal", either... :)

Very nice so far! I like the idea of feeling tension in the hands; I have done some massage work (completely amateur, but experienced) and know how true that is: our bodies project a great deal of our inner mind. We just become adept at hiding it... And okay, I know it's technically...

Part 35 “Uh, hey, boss? I think Alice Cooper’s here,” Scooter said, tapping Kermit’s shoulder. Kermit swung around to see an attic’s-worth of bats fluttering into the ballroom. Sure enough, right after them strode a thin, darkhaired man with a well-lined face. When he saw Kermit, he broke into...

Bierce is unfortunately only known for "Owl Creek", which was the first "Twilight Zone ending" story in American lit that I know of, but it ISN'T his best. Suggest you check out "Chickamuaga", "One of the Missing", "A Tough Tussle" (dumb name for such an amazingly fun tale), or "The D__d Thing"...

Was watching "PBS Newshour" and they had a story about the stripping away of the promised reforms of the Orange Revolution in the Ukraine. In an interview with the Ukraine's foreign minister, Kostyantyn Gryshchenko, he said, and I quote: "I don't believe that we have any authoritarian measures...

Part 34 At least, Kermit reflected, everyone would have one last hurrah, even though he doubted they’d be able to raise enough money to fix the theatre. He’d dipped deep into his and Piggy’s savings in order to rent the grand ballroom at the Sedgewick for the night. Scooter and Dr Teeth had...

ilovemusic, take your time. I'm just happy people are reading! I actually finished the rough draft of the final part of this story late last night, and already other story ideas are percolating through my fevered brain. I can't NOT be writing. I'm open to suggestions, too, from anyone, as to...

BoomerangFish...you mentioned Bone. Now I have "Stupid, stupid rat-creatures!" jokes going through my head. :) GonzoLeaper: I like some classics. Dickens' "Mystery of Edwin Drood" is wonderful, even though he never finished it. I prefer Bierce to Twain; far more acidic and realistic, but I...

Hah! Are you taunting me, Scribbler? :) Heck yeah, if it's anyplace I can reach (finances permitting) I'd go. Sounds like fun! I envy you guys back east...I miss it there.

Another Muppet News Flash! Master Puppeteer Zeppoandfriends celebrates a birthday today! Could it be MERE COINCIDENCE that Zeppo is celebrating the same day as Kermit? Stay tuned for an in-depth special report from Muppet News, where we promise to keep digging until the bottom falls out of the...

Here is a Muppet News Flash! Kermit the Frog was treated and released earlier today at St Pancreas Hospital for undisclosed "Fiama-related" troubles! Doctors say the famous frog, known as a phenomenal entertainer and inspiration to millions, may have been experiencing symptoms stemming from a...

Part 33 “Ya know, without the glasses, he does kind of look like –“ “Shh! He’s waking up!” “Hey, Newsie? Newsie, ya in there?” With a soft groan, the Newsman tried to focus. To his dismay, he remembered his glasses were gone. Suddenly a small creature hopped onto his leg; he cringed, but...