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  1. Ruahnna

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    I just wanted to say thank you for the kind comments and to admit that, when I wrote the scene between Floyd and Dr. Teeth, it made me cry, too. But then, out of that sadness, I wrote a song for Floyd, which will be included later on. Thanks to all of you who are still hanging in there with...
  2. Ruahnna

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Catherine: Oh for heaven's sake, Piggy. You won't get the toast flu just by taking something to Erin's room. Piggy: (wailing) But you know how susceptible I am to flu! Catherine: (sighing) Okay--look. I'll take the food down--you think of something else that might make Scooter more...
  3. Ruahnna

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Well I WAS beginning to wonder if you don't cast a reflection or something, Edvard, dear! A picture would have been nice! But for the purposes of this story, I assumed you had sparkling white teeth, which would be brilliant against whatever skin tone you are currently sporting. (I'm...
  4. Ruahnna

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Chapter 53: The Show Must Go On Those in show business are a curious breed, and it is one of the oldest and truest traditions of the stage that—regardless of whatever else might be happening—the show takes precedence. As Floyd had observed, bad news seemed to travel fast, so even as the good...
  5. Ruahnna

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear step out into the hall. Backpacks are slung over their shoulders and both are munching some sort of granola bar.) Kermit: (pulling the door shut behind him) So, how do you like your new classes so far, Fozzie. Fozzie: (noncommital) Well, I like the...
  6. Ruahnna

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Chapter 52: Reflections Pepe stared at his reflection in the mirror with undisguised admiration, and slicked back the feathery strands of hair that resisted even the most determined mousse. He struck one of his Elvis poses experimentally, watching himself out of the corner of his eyes as he...
  7. Ruahnna

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (Later the same day. Later, indeed.) Piggy: Vous were very sweet to cook for us, Kermie. Kermit: (looking very fetching in a frilly apron) Thank you. I can whip up a few things. When Robin started coming for visits, it was either learn to cook or spend a lot of time in loud restaurants...
  8. Ruahnna

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (Morning: The scene is a hotel room in a fashionable hotel, which looks slightly as though a cyclone has hit it.) Catherine: Well, I'm glad Marty know where to find you, honey. You should have called me—I was glad to come up here and help you get all your new clothes back to campus. Piggy...
  9. Ruahnna

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    The door to Room 20 swings open and three bedraggled figures traipse through. Catherine: (wearily) Would, um, this be a good time to collapse? Fozzie: Can we lay down now? Kermit: Sheesh! I'm exhausted, too, folks, and I'm so hungry I could eat a-- Catherine: Don't say it! Fozzie...
  10. Ruahnna

    Kermit/Piggy Relationship!

    I just have to say that I am: wildly entertained, totally impressed and insanely jealous. You make me realize that I've been totally lying down on the job of promoting happy frog-pig snuggling, which the world definitely need more of. *Sigh* I guess Kermit isn't the only person "lying"...
  11. Ruahnna

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Catherine: Hey guys--any word on when the dorms are reopening? Kermit: No--I haven't heard a thing. Fozzie: Me either. Kermit: In fact, it's been quiet all day. Catherine: Yeah--it's been a lovely, lazy day. Did you and Piggy have a nice time? Kermit: (staring at Catherine in some...
  12. Ruahnna

    Did Miss Piggy and Robin ever interract?

    Yes--I was about to chime in with this one. When they are getting ready to sing together, there is a very sweet little interaction. Piggy asks Scooter and Robin if they're ready, and Robin is his usual polite little self. A nice moment.
  13. Ruahnna

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    I am, in fact, alive if not well. I came back into town after an extended visit with family and have been smitten with a nasty virus. I've been working on KG is fits and starts (this is truer than you realize!) and hope to post more soon--as soon as my head stops sloshing around! Thank you...
  14. Ruahnna

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    There is someone with a sledgehammer pounding on the door of Ru's bedroom. After a couple of attempts to cover her ears with the bedraggled and not-very-recently-fluffed pillows, she realized that the sound is coming not from the door but from inside her own head. She sits up and reaches...
  15. Ruahnna

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Playing Along (There are two couples happily reclining in the two tweed lime green recliners in room 20. One couple is completely platonic, but very snuggly. The other couple is not as platonic, but they are only snuggly on and off—some of it depends on what is happening on the television...
  16. Ruahnna

    Swinehearts.com is for frog-pig lovers!

    C'mon--you know you want to! No--not me, I swear! But I became aware of this site when they asked to print one of my fan-fics. This is a fantastic site with lots of wonderful nostalgic stuff about the frog-pig courtship. What I liked so much about this site is that it reminds me of all...
  17. Ruahnna

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    (This is commentary, not more story) Um, I know that the size of the post doesn't matter, but I thought it might be fun to tell you all that--Kermie's Girl is--at present--102,912 words. And I'm working on it!
  18. Ruahnna

    Swinehearts.com is for frog-pig lovers!

    www.swinehearts.blogspot.com is for frog-pig lovers! If you are suffering from a lack of frog-pig snuggling in your life, come and check out the newest guilty pleasure on the web--emphasis on pleasure, de-emphasis on guilt. Go to Swinehearts.com and check out the articles, pictures, songs and...
  19. Ruahnna

    Miss Piggy in a role she was born to play...

    Wow--just the thought of actually getting to dress the Divine Miss Piggy makes me swoon.
  20. Ruahnna

    Miss Piggy on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

    Ru on Piggy on Craig I simply must weigh in on Piggy's appearance on the show, but I wanted to be sure I had all my notes in orders. I trust those of you who have seen it weill tell me if I've left anything out? First off, it was GREAT to see Piggy on a show that was obviously angling for...
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