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  1. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bunsen: Oh dear, what to do! Dr. Van Neuter: Race you to the exit... We may run with our lives... And your giant prune too. Bunsen: How about I make a clever suggestion? Dr. Van Neuter: Go ahead, melonhead. Bunsen: We snack on that delicious prune wandering nearby! (Eyes Newsman) Dr...
  2. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: Hello, gentlemen. (Throws her bag on the bed) Dr. Van Neuter: Why have you been out so long? Claudia: Joined strike for no abortion. Joined the Colombian strike against Farco... Afterwards took some pictures. Later I did some work. Later I joined the appointment with Dr. Nobbe as...
  3. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: HAAAAAAHAHAHAH! Bunsen: That's nothing to laugh about, Claudia. Shame on you, honestly. It's just like this flask. [Snugs it] Claudia: What about it? Bunsen: Mother would explode people because of her charming desire to inflict pain on those she took a liking to. <3 Claudia...
  4. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: Tony's the talk of the dorms, eh, Beaker? Beaker: [Readies his water gun] [Nods, sweetly pats her head] Claudia: Um...wh-what are you doing with that gun? Beaker: [Eerie look to him, sweeps out of the room in secrecy] Claudia: Poor, Tony. Someone's gonna get hurt. Bunsen...
  5. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: (Enters her room) Hey baby, how are you doing? (Hugs Alex) I got you some cookies. :D I also got you some milk. That always makes me feel better. :'(
  6. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: Baby, you're smokin'! Beaker: Meep? (Blushes) Claudia: No! Beaker, you really ARE! Beaker: MEEP? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Runs around the room) Bunsen: Beakie, I've the coffee! :D Stay put! Beaker: (Screams, rolls around the floor) Claudia: (SIGH) I'm...
  7. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    [Spoilers in red] Claudia: I thought World's End was a pretty ok movie. It was hard to follow the plot, though. Bunsen: Yes, but it was happily semi-tragic. Claudia: How so? Dr. Van Neuter: That butt-ugly octopus freak only wanted to be with the one he loved. It wasn't fair that they had...
  8. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: Yup, but it's ok. Here, you can have the thong. O_o Dr. Van Neuter: (Snatches it, throws it in garbage) Claudia: D: At least...you could have. Bunsen: (Carrying Claudia) Claudia: This is humiliating.
  9. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: What? WAIT! NOOOOO! (Shrinks into a bunny rabbit) (Sighs) Is this a running gag? Bunsen: (Stuffs her in a cage) Come on, you naughty little bunny. Time to compensate for the time we lost... Hmm hmm hmm... Beaker: (Wiggles finger into the cage) Mee mee meep. (Taunts) Claudia...
  10. BeakerSqueedom

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    (Smirks, places crown of insanity on her head) Ok, I suppose I WAS being a little too harsh. So...so...SO...SOR...sorry, Nick. XP
  11. BeakerSqueedom

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    Aw, heck naw! You did not... That's IT! XD SUGAR WAR! (Tackles Nick and tugs at his hair, inserts an onion in his mouth) Suffer the wrath of bitterness! XD :o (Turns on the T.V, forcing him to watch Barney as she munches some sugar)
  12. BeakerSqueedom

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    :P Ha, only I, Claudia, am experienced enough to withstand the power of sugar. XD Step aside, drunken-sugarfilled dude. xD Let the PRO step foward! LOL
  13. BeakerSqueedom

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    Get chased by angry dogs, made the Nick declare war, and ran in nudity in the dorms? Yup. ;)
  14. BeakerSqueedom

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    -Ties the dog to Beau- :D I DID IT! The others: -Slapping their foreheads- xP Lalalala.
  15. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: King Richard did indeed exist. However, Robin is a myth- (Sees her net destroyed by his powerful trident) Oh, you be payin' the dire consequences. This lass ain't be takin' no for an answer! Bunsen: Claudia, don't play with the trident weilder! Don't be foolish, probably could sink...
  16. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: Nope, didn't see that one! (Theme of Captain Sparrow plays) Savvy? (Dressed as a pirate) Shiver me timbers, lads! I be sendin' yer arses to Davy Jones's locker! Bunsen: (As a buccaneer) Captain, we spot aquamarine specimens swimming about in the water. Shall we capture them? I...
  17. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: (Blinks) What? All the other stores were closed! Bunsen: Beaker, you should try them on. (Tease) Beaker: (Eyes narrow) MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP! Claudia: I hope THAT never goes into my imagination. (Sees that Ryan's turned into a merman) (Collapses)
  18. BeakerSqueedom

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    XD Gee, I don't know, Prawn. (Hides her own bag of sugar in her pocket) Don't you know you can get cavities? xP
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