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  1. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Well, Mr Knickerbarocca, have you considered a machine that will connect to the phone-system and automatically look up the telephone numbers of local stores? we could do with one of those!
  2. Beauregard

    Muppets as X-Men

    Yeah, Beaker is Magneto, but they are easily mixed up. He has pens and stuff flying at him because of his magnetism and looks a bit panicked! I love the way they've been drawn as the frenemy twosome of M and X. Beaker from VMC would make an excellent Juggernaut however. Haha.
  3. Beauregard

    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    *tied up and gagged* Mmmmmpffff! Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmpffft! (Translated: Don't let her show you any such ropes!)
  4. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: I have a mobile, but its still engaged in a call to Suzan. *to phone* Are you still looking for those files? What's that? You're checking the storm-shelter? Good lass. Okay. *to Norman* But I could get you the land line. Hang on. *dashes downstairs and back up with the phone* I'm...
  5. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father: ...yes...YES! Yes, the store is called Bogoff and everything there is Buy-one-get-one-free excluding items that you would normally buy as a pair of such as socks, or pants.
  6. Beauregard

    Muppets as X-Men

    I love the one with Beaker as Magneto and Bunsen as Professor X! What an inspired combo!
  7. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: The...one on the corner by the park. It was buy-one-get-one-free too, if that answers your question, BOGOFF.
  8. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father: Would you like for me to get the receipt?
  9. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father: Bother? *running back upstairs to take the glass from Norman* *running down, filling it up with rain water* *grabbing a box and filling out some W-based words* *running back up*No bother whatsoever! *out of breath*
  10. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father: You know you are absolutely right? I've been telling them to work on the branding and design! See how easily I got the box for the Its a Very Merry Wonderland Water Feature and Toe Ticker mixed up with the box for the Wickedly Wilson Water Watching Wrangler and Foot Massager! Wait there...
  11. Beauregard

    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    Who? Bea:sing:{I'm joking}regard
  12. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: I...um...one moment...*runs back downstairs and find a relatively less-damp box in storage and quickly writes on in marker: "Its a Wonderful Life Wilson's Water Squirter and Sock Separator Apparatus"* Yes...I think that's about right...*runs back upstairs* Does this help?
  13. Beauregard

    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    Nice avatar! Also, I used to always tell people my favorite band was "The Electric Mayhem" and I'd often get blank looks (of course I later replaced them with my current favorite band Alphabeat)
  14. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: ...with...a...Wilson's Wonderful Won-oh-won Water Squeezer and Sock Dryer patent pending?
  15. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father: Its, um, water most naturally gathered from original sources and freshly squeezed!
  16. Beauregard

    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    Hi Fictional and also Nice (Or fictionally nice? Or nicely fictional?), its nice to meet you also although I was saying I remembered Docnzhoss who posted above you. You are also totally welcome!
  17. Beauregard

    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    Hi Docnzhoss! I actually remember you! Or at least, that username is very very familiar! EDIT: Yes, I definitely remember you, having visited some of your old posts! Welcome back!
  18. Beauregard

    Muppet 6 Word Stories

    Really? It helps that that is one of my favorite sketches.
  19. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *heads downstairs but finds the kitchen flooded so that he can't get to the sink...so grabs a glass off the counter and holds it out the window for a moment to fill up, and runs back upstairs* Here. *sweet smile*
  20. Beauregard

    Muppet 6 Word Stories

    Fozzie's fart shoes provided unnecessary flatulence. Also, this is my favorite of these!
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