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Blue Jean by Mr. David Bowie. The man is a freak

Hey Beth! I slept very well, but all this staying up late business simply won't do. How are you liking the house?

1. What's my mood like right now? The Sweet Escape- Madonna [bored, yup] 2. How's tomorrow going to be for me? Get Together- Madonna [well I was planning on having a get-together] 3. What kind of person am I? I'm Only Sleeping- The Vines [tired....true] 4. Am I loved? Heart Of Glass- Nouvelle...

Well, here are all the people I've seen in concert: Madonna Pink Scissor Sisters Basement Jaxx Cansei de ser Sexy Nerina PallotI'm also going to see Girls Aloud in May, and I'm hoping to get tickets for Corrine Bailey Rae.

I genuinely think she's gone insane, the girl needs help!!

*stumbles out of bedroom, hair sticking up everywhere* Dearie me....that was a lovely lie-in. How are y'all this morning?

Yes, I even have the BB thread set to my home page now *is not obsessed*

Hahahaha HAHAHAH MWUH HA HA HA HA *blinks* Just joshing. Now where is the bathroom? I'm guessing it's through that door with a toilet sign on it.

*looks up from handkerchief* WELL THAT'S OK THEN *grins* So...what are we supposed to do for fun around here? Cos you know there's only so long I can be bored before I start burning things...*amazed* WOW I LOVE THAT COUCH!!

Oh no I'm already being singled out just because I stink. I knew I should have just stayed at home. Or at least showered before I came in...

Ahhh! My good shirt! It has....PENGUIN juice on it?? I wonder if Big Brother has any penguin-juice-be-gone in the cupboard?? *opens cupboard* Whadda you know, we do! *sprays self*

*looks at Beakerfan* Wow! We're allowed posters in here?? If I'd known I would have brought at least a dozen. *To G-Man* And yes normal beds are so much better than...abnormal beds, don't you agree? So...how were you guyseseses weekends going before being launched into the BB house?

Dear lord...I really think she's lost it this time...

*Runs from bedroom to lounge* Woooooooow GMan's here!! *Waves* Wow, I'm all excited and stuff. I should warn you, Beakerfan's already schtolen the best bed. Luckily I packed my Madonna bedspread so it doesn't matter which bed I have, I still know it'll be FABULOUS :)

*in Diary Room* Hello Big Brother. I just thought I'd be the first to come to the Diary Room, as it has always been my dream to do so. That's all

*bursts through door* HEY HEY!! :D *waves flag* Sorry, I know I just got here but I'm kernackered so I'm probably gonna head to the Big Bedroom....instead of Big Brother....yeah....whatever...

Barry: YOU HEARD!! FOR DECADES MAN, WOMAN AND BEAST HAVE SEARCHED HIGH LOW AND OF MEDIUM HEIGHT FOR THE GOLDEN CILLIT BANG BOTTLE. LEGEND AND WIKIPEDIA STATE THAT THE BOTTLE CAN BE FOUND IN THE HEART OF THIS VERY ISLAND. BUT BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING YOU MUST LEARN HOW TO--*twitch* ING YOU MUST...

Fem: *inside bowl* Mmmmph! Mmmmph! DanDan: Oh my Barry, you shine that foot so well. Barry Scott: ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS ISLAND MY DEARS? HAVE YOU COME IN SEARCH OF THE GOLDEN CILLIT BANG BOTTLE?

At the end of Beauty and the Beast when he turns into the prince!! Hello!! :)

DanDan: What?? What are you talking about you poisonous wench... *ground shakes* Fem: *gasp* DanDan: Oh no it's....the others!! *crowd of cheesy people clutching bleach arrive* Leader: HELLO! I'M BARRY SCOTT! WELCOME TO THE ISLAND!! CILLIT BANG DOESN'T JUST WORK ON PENNIES, IT CAN MAKE...