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Polka, Dot? [Just don't call her "Dottie", or you'll really be in trouble]

And now, a musical moldy oldie number from Oscar "The Grouch" Sinatra:

I see a little silhouetto of a man, "Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?" Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me! Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Figaro, magnifico! I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me, "He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his...

And the "free" courtroom trial is paid for courtesy of our tax dollars which helps to make for bureaucratic redtape and sticky situations, proving that there's no such thing as a "free" lunch...

Old Fred [from Yellow Submarine]: "H" is for hurry, "E" is for ergent, 'L" for love me, and "P" is for please! :insatiable:: And "C" is for Cookie, that's good enough for me, um nom nom! Cookieeee! Announcer: This post is brought to you before a taped studio audience. The tape is provided by...

You put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better, Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up, Call Dr. Pepper in the morning, and have a 7-Up...

Uh-oh, it sounds like Burt Reynolds may be up to his old tricks again...

:sing:: I've been working on derailed road, all the livelong day, I've been working on derailed road, for oh so little pay, Can't you hear Teeth tickling the ivories, Animal drumming in the morn, Janice strummin' her guitar, and Zoot's a blowin' on his horn...

:sing:: ♫ What's more, and so much more, he sang it his wayy...

I can see the headline now: "Snails and blank bullets are related..."

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Another cliched phrase that gets overused until it's run into the ground is "<X> is the new <Y>". If exaggerated to absurdity, pretty soon it might be overused to the point where people might start saying something like "death is the new life" or "Coke is the new Pepsi"... And now for...