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    Your Thoughts: The Muppet Show Starring Sabrina Carpenter

    I'll be real, I was NOT into the idea of Sabrina Carpenter's appearance (I have BEEF with her PR team). Muppets is a family friendly thing, and while Sabrina Carpenter might've been family-friendly once upon a time, she is NOT family friendly anymore. But despite my apprehension (you read horror...
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    Help Wanted Building a Grover Puppet

    Good estimate: A buttload. fur is expensive foam is expensive wire is expensive EVERYTHING IS FREAKING EXPENSIVE :cry:
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    Mothman Backpack Puppet

    I'M BACK >:) I haven't posted for a while because I got busy with life and stuff and didn't have time to follow up for a minuet, then I spent some time at an 'acute behavioral health center' (fancy for ya boy got a lil bit too sad and took a bit too many pills and had to go to the loony bin)...
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    Lethal Compromise (Short Fanfic)

    write a book. please.
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    What Would I Do Without You?

    oh my god can you do some follow-up fics with the rest of the situation?
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    Hold Me Tight (Fraggle Rock, Red/Mokey)

    this is so cute hello? also running away to paraguay is so real ive written some DETESTABLE fluff in my lifetime
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    Lethal Compromise (Short Fanfic)

    ouah... i was like, enraptured for a hot minuet and then my brain went 'okay, yeah, but that's a chicken.' and ruined it for me. also silly little muppet fic has no right to go this hard :confused:
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    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    OMG DO YOU LIKE CRYPTIDS TOO??????
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    The New New Quote Thread

    I remember the TMNT hyperfixation of 8th grade... good times, man, good times.
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    Breitbart Accuses Disney of Using Muppets for Leftist Propaganda

    i just want you to know i read that and giggled with a question mark. i was not even aware that was possible.
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    Video: The Muppet Show Starring Sabrina Carpenter Teaser Trailer

    this was so poetic???? go write a book please?
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    Breitbart Accuses Disney of Using Muppets for Leftist Propaganda

    vibe. I aspire to be that level of 'meh', but I'm a salty little man.
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    Video: The Muppet Show Starring Sabrina Carpenter Teaser Trailer

    literally Sabrina Carpenter makes me so uncomfortable though like why couldn't you have gotten an artist who didn't genuinely imitate LOLITA and who's whole thing isn't ... y'know... appeal. Like, if that's what she's going for, get it girlie, I get that part of it is a girl's right to be...
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    Breitbart Accuses Disney of Using Muppets for Leftist Propaganda

    that sucks dude. hope you guys can settle your differences and be friends again (if you want to, ofc)
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    Gonzo is Non-Binary

    No, dude, you just perfectly summed up things I've been struggling to articulate for forever. I didn't really think about that for Gonzo, though, probably because I haven't seen any Muppet things from before like 2016 or something (I'm slowly but surely rewatching all my favorite shows first)...
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