Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

[MuppetsRule]

I haven't showered since the day this thread was started. Hasn't really worked for me in the wimmen department. Hmmmm, I wonder what the problem is?

 

[FraggleRockRock]

I have a question.

Where would you fellas be if we LADIES didin't smell so fantastic all the time? The world would be just one big smellin'...

In serious-ness...

PLEASE PLEASE PREEEETTY PLEASESES SHOWER! EVERYONE! It's just... hygeinic!

Boober Fraggle would HATE this thread. Probably spray it with disinfectant.

 

[Beakerfan]

Haha! Yeah, seriously. Please shower. (you'd think they'd listen, what with all these girls poppin in and asking them to)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

PLEASE!

Showers, neatness, and cologne is a MUST!

D: Come on boys...

us gals do not like to smell odor coming off some man's
body!

It's like...

a girl never shaving...

O_O

 

[MrsPepper]

Thanks for the mental picture, Squeegee!

Also boys, don't forget, be nice and clean-shaven. Girls don't like sandpapery faces.

 

[Nasha]

*Looks at thread title*

Ok, girls! Rally with me! the guys arent showering, no more lovin!


-Nasha

 

[MrsPepper]

lol, Nasha! We should make a coalition.

Women Against the Filthy Filthy Lives of the Opposite Sex...

which spells Wafflos.

*calls out to stage right* We need a better acronym!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Also boys, don't forget, be nice and clean-shaven. Girls don't like sandpapery faces.

Really? Sometimes I have a stubble rockin'.

 

[Winslow Leach]

What about those Axe cologne/deodorant commercials, where the dude takes one little spray, and he's immediately surrounded by a pack of foxy ladies...

False advertising?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Sorry Lil' Peppah!
I scolded myself too for having blabbered that.
*Giggles*

NO!
Not false!
TRUE!



I LOVE clean guys.
Who doesn't?

Nasha, babe, you are TOTALLY right!

THE SMELLIES WILL FALL!
*Cackles*