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[minor muppetz]

Top ten animated shorts (from either WB or MGM) directed by Tex Avery:
10. King-Sized Canary (MGM)
9. The Heckling Hare (WB)
8. Porky's Duck Hunt (WB)
7. Gold Diggers of '49 (WB)
6. I Love to Singa (WB)
5. Tortoise Beats Hare (WB)
4. Daffy Duck and Egghead (WB)
3. Red Hot Riding Hood (MGM)
2. A Wild Hare (WB)
1. Cinderella Meets Fella (WB)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Top 10 Movies (No real order)

The Nightmare Before Christmas
Coraline
Wayne's World
The Lion King
Megamind
Despicable Me
Idle Hands
The Muppets Take Manhattan
Scott Pilgrim Vs the World
How to Train Your Dragon

Top 10 Video Games

Soul Calibur 2
Madworld
Super Smash Bros Brawl
Okami
Ratchet and Clank (in general)
Pokemon (in general)
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic Generations
Brutal Legend
Psychonauts

Top 10 Hot Cartoon Dudes

Snake (The Simpsons)
Two Brains (Word Girl)
Wallace (Scott Pilgrim comics)
Drakken (Kim Possible)
Ace (Powerpuff Girls)
Megamind Disguised as Bernard
Danny (Phineas and Ferb)
Eddie (Brutal Legend)
Johnny 13 (Danny Phantom)
Dan (Dan Vs.)

 

[Greengables95]

Top 10 Male Singers/Rappers:
10. Ben Rector
9. Wham!
8. Sir Mix-A-Lot
7. Marky Mark
6. MC Hammer
5. Frank Sinatra
4. Lionel Riche
3. Creedence Clearwater Revival
2. James Taylor
1. Michael Jackson

Top 10 Female Singers:
10. Madonna
9. Dee Dee Sharp
8. Whitney Houston
7. Blondie
6. Adele
5. Cyndi Lauper
4. Francoise Hardy (but I can't understand a word, even though she's a great singer)
3. Carole King
2. Pat Benatar
1. Belinda Carlisle

 

[minor muppetz]

Top ten Weird Al Yankovic songs from the 1980s (and maybe earlier):
10. Don't Wear Those Shoes
9. Midnight Star
8. Yoda
7. Eat It
6. Another One Rides the Bus
5. The Check's in the Mail
4. Like a Surgeon
3. Dog Eat Dog
2. Melanie
1. I Lost on Jeapordy

Top ten Weird Al Yankovic songs from the 1990s:
10. The Night Santa Went Crazy
9. The Saga Begins
8. Smells Like Nirvanna
7. I Was Only Kidding
6. I'm So Sick of You
5. Phoney Calls
4. Jurassic Park
3. Airline Amy
2. Polka Your Eyes Out
1. Frank's 2000' TV

Top ten Weird Al Yankovic songs from the 2000s and 2011:
10. Couch Potato
9. Bob
8. Skipper Dan
7. White and Nerdy
6. You're Pitiful
5. Ebay
4. A Complicated Song
3. Stop Forwarding This Crap to Me
2. Close But No Cigar
1. Don't Download This Song

I plan on posting the top ten non-Weird Al songs of each decade (including decades from before Weird Al became popular) in a later post.

 

[beatnikchick300]

minor muppetz, you have inspired me to do a Weird Al list of my own:

Top 10 Weird Al Songs:
10. Eat It
9. Fat
8. Amish Paradise
7. Headline News
6. Smells Like Nirvana
5. Phony Calls
4. The Night Santa Went Crazy
3. Everything You Know is Wrong
2. I'll Sue Ya
1. White and Nerdy

Others...

Top 10 Vegetables

10. Carrots
9. Celery
8. Sweet Potatoes
7. Spinach
6. Kale
5. Onions (especially red onions!)
4. Mushrooms
3. Garlic
2. Potatoes
1. Broccoli

Top 10 Movies I could watch again and again and not get sick of (not necessarily what I would call my favorites, but just movies I like for killing lazy weekend afternoons)

10. The Nutty Professor (1996 version; I haven't seen the original yet)
9. Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
8. Matilda
7. Space Jam (yep, this list will be pretty '90s nostalgia heavy)
6. The Simpsons Movie
5. A Christmas Story
4. Home Alone I and II
3. Any of the Muppet movies, of course
2. Night at the Museum II (yes, while I do consider this a bad movie, this is to me what The Room and Troll 2 are to other members of the geek community)
1. Problem Child

Top 10 Best Faux Meat and Dairy Products:

10. Boca vegan burgers
9. Gardein sloppy joes
8. Silk soy milk (any flavor)
7. Boca chicken nuggets
6. Morningstar Farms chicken strips
5. Tempt hemp milk (any flavor)
4. Whole Soy & Co. Soy yogurt (any flavor, but my favorite is lemon)
3. Daiya cheese (comes in mozzarella, cheddar, and pepperjack)
2. Gardein chicken scallopini
1. Vegenaise mayonnaise substitute

 

[Greengables95]

Top 10 Madonna Songs:
10. Express Yourself
9. Dress You Up
8. Hung Up
7. Papa Don't Preach
6. Material Girl
5. Like A Prayer
4. Into the Groove
3. True Blue
2. Vogue
1. Borderline

Top 10 Foods:
10. Vanilla Ice Cream
9. Sweet Potato Fries
8. Canary Melon
7. Pomegrantes
6. Mushrooms (also my favorite vegetable!)
5. Hot Turkey Sandwiches
4. Cream Chipped Beef
3. Roast Chicken
2. Watermelon
1. Crab Cakes

 

[minor muppetz]

I now present the top ten best non-"Weird Al" Yankovic songs from each decade, 1960s-2000s (I wanted to list the top ten 1950s songs, but I learned that a number of songs that I thought originated in the '50s are actually from the '60s, I might have to do some research before listing the top ten '50s songs).

1960s:
10. "Foolish Little Girl" by The Shirells
9. "The End of the World" by Skeeter Davis
8. "You Really Got a Hold of Me" by Smokey Robinson
7. "Come Together" by The Beatles
6. "Surfin' USA" by the Beach Boys
5. "You Don't Have to Say You Love Me" by Dusty Springfield
4. "Not Your Stepping Stone" by the Monkees
3. "Happy Together" by the Turtles
2. "Daydream Believer" by the Monkees
1. "Woman, Wman" by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap

1970s:
10. "Superstar" by the Carpenters
9. "Fire and Rain" by James Taylor
8. "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head" by B.J. Thomas
7. "I Feel Love" by Donna Summers
6. "School's Out for Summer" by Alice Cooper
5. "Rock the Boat" by Hues Corporation
4. "Your Smiling Face" by James Taylor
3. "Kodacrome" by Paul Simon
2. "Silly Love Songs" by Paul McCartney
1. "Rainy Days and Mondays" by The Carpenters

1980s:
10. "Material Girl" by Madonna
9. "All Through the Night" by Cyndi Lauper
8. "Eternal Flame" by The Bangles
7. "Just to See Her" by Smokey Robinson
6. "Beat It" by Michael Jackson
5. "Crazy for You" by Madonna
4. "Love is a Battlefield" by Pat Benatar
3. "I Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon
2. "We Built This City" by Jefferson Starship
1. "Manic Monday" by the Bangles

(Dang it, there's so many more I wanted to list... "Hold Me Now", "She Bop", "Take on Me", "Come on, Eileen", "Christmas Wrapping", "Never Gonna Give You Up", "Power of Love", and so many more)

1990s:
10. "Don't Forget My Number" by Milli Vanilli
9. "I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys
8. "My Heart will Go On" by Celine Dion
7. "Don't Speak" by No Doubt
6. "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies
5. "Crazy" by Brittany Spears
4. "Water Falls" by TLC
3. "Insensitive" by Jane Ardan
2. "Kiss Me"
1. "If You Wanna Be My Lover" by The Spice Girls

2000s:
10. "A Moment Like This" by Kelly Clarkson
9. "Don't Know Why" by Nora Jones
8. "I'm a Hazard to Myself" by Pink
7. "Complicated" by Avril Lavine
6. "Stacey's Mom"
5. "Because of U" by Kelly Clarkson
4. "Sinking Soon" by Nora Jones
3. "Lose Yourself" by Emeniem
2. "1985" by Bowling for Soup
1. "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson


I don't think there's enough good songs of the 2010s (and most of them are Katy Perry songs).

 

[D'Snowth]

I had no idea that music was broken into two categories: Weird Al Songs and Non-Weird Al Songs. XD

I'm not usually one for pop myself, but I've noticed more recent pop songs are a lot better than, say, pop songs of the 90s or 2000s, or at least in my opinion, so I think I'll TRY to come up with a list of the top 10 best pop songs in more recent times...

1. "Break Even" by The Script
2. "Hey Soul Sister" by Train
3. "Smile" by Uncle Kracker
4. "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter
5. "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5
6. "Firework" by Katy Perry
7. "1-2-3-4" by Feist
8. "Someone Like You" by Adele
9. "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga (seriously, that's the ONLY song of hers that DOESN'T sound exactly like "Poker Face")
10. "Rhinos" by Randy Newman

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Since everyone else is doing songs...

Top 10 Favorite Songs in General

10. Stray Cat Strut-The Stray Cats (Don't judge me )
9. The Pretender-Foo Fighters
8.Glad to See You Go-The Ramones
7. Holidays in the Sun-The Sex Pistols
6. Learn to Fly-Foo Fighters
5. Hit That-The Offspring
4. The Answer-Bad Religion
3. Punk Rock 101-Bowling for Soup
2. Girls in America-Bowling for Soup
1. Takes Me Nowhere-The Offspring

Top 10 Favorite Songs of the 2010s
Everything on Foo Fighter's Wasting Light

 

[D'Snowth]

Top 10 music score composers (movies and television)

1. Alan Silvestri
2. Guy Moon
3. Randy Edelman
4. Joe Raposo
5. David Newman
6. Hans Zimmer
7. Gray Noise Music (Jody Gray & Andy Ezrin)
8. Vic Mizzy
9. Quincy Jones
10. Theodore Shapiro