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A "handle" is for CB radio (does that still exist?).
Cats also use their litterbox if you are in the same room and eating something. I gather it's a territorial thing at that point.
Chicken Little...or perhaps Henny Penny. I think for a funeral Penny would be more apropo.
Newbies are just shy. If they read enough posts, they'll either join in...or flee shrieking dire prophecies about undead werewolf Snowths, or something...
People have become umbilically attached to their cell phones. Though I thought Steve King's book "Cell" milked the idea of cell-phone-zombie-virus for waaaay more than it was worth, the basic concept is still funny.
Question: at what point does a story cross the line from dark fantasy to paranormal romance? I'm not talking full-on Harlequin gushing, just trying to find my way around the territory without becoming passe'...
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