Randomity Thread Thing Uber!

[Beakerfan]

Playdough...I ate that too. X3
Sadly, when I was little--I thought rocks tasted interesting.
Then again, I am stranger than Slug with a bowl of cereal.

I worked at a preschool for 3 years, and I can tell ya, 80% of kids think it's fun to puts rocks in their mouths and their diapers. And don't even get me started on sand......

 

[Beakerfan]

Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh! I've been faced in the mace!

*panicks* Oh no! What do I do? Ummmm..... *sprays herself in the face with the mace* Aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

 

[Winslow Leach]

*panicks* Oh no! What do I do? Ummmm..... *sprays herself in the face with the mace* Aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

LOL! You could show the Three Stooges a thing or two!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

I was sooo busy.
Ok, well in PR, they raided peoples homes (The shelter peoples) and just snatched up their pets and threw them over a bridge. 50 were dead and the rest were badly injured. I was trying to find the article on Yahoo but I couldn't find it.
Shame.

---

Well!

Mom: So, Claudia, if others jump off a cliff--would you?

Me: Yup Mah, life is like a box 'o chocolates, except in this case--it is a can of hazardous mace. alright Mah, I'mma join them others in their quest to jump off a cliff. Hokay...

*Sprays self*

HOLYSMITWTHECKIHAVEBEENMACEDDD!

Smexy.

 

[Beakerfan]

Being maced is smexy? That's a new one....... is it like wearing Axe? *thinks for a moment* I guess it could be..... *glances over at Tony, then throws her arms around his neck and kisses him*

 

[Ilikemuppets]

I used to eat Playdough, rocks and my mothers lipstick all the time! Just not all at the same time...

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Faints*

Alex, if you kiss the Slug!
He becomes a prince!
:O

Oh wait---frog.


Wait...

what?

;P

Congrats on de dating.

See Tony?

You sooo could get de womens, hokay?

 

[MrsPepper]

I always thought it was spelled "schmexy". Just thought I would share.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Gasp*
Mrs P!

How dare you!

It's SMEXY!
:O

 

[MrsPepper]

No it's not! **throws a lipstick at Squeegee**