I made muffins for breakfast...

[theprawncracker]

...Yeah, okay, fine.

...I love sprinkles...

 

[redBoobergurl]

Ooh there's sprinkles! I want some of those!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Muffins R Us!

I'll have a muffin. :3
8D So I can squish it.

Kiddin'

YAY!

 

[Beauregard]

Ooh there's sprinkles! I want some of those!

*sprinkles RBG with sugar*

Oy! No squishing of my Muffins. Besides...they are usually far too hard to squish by the time I've burnt them...

 

[redBoobergurl]

GASP! Squish a muffin! We can't have squishy muffins!

 

[Beauregard]

Call the anti-Muffin-Squishing-Bagel-Guard-Patrol! And make it snappy!

Bea{And don't snap the bagel...}regard

 

[Winslow Leach]

Yeah, isn't it against the law or something to squish muffins?

Anyway, I guess I'll take a plain ol' muffin...I can imagine it's filled with nice, ripe, fresh blueberries, right?

 

[The Count]

And yet... You can't make more Muffins for Our Lives? Tsk tsk tsk on you Bo.

 

[Beauregard]

That plot of that thing was ever so complex...after all, Peppery Spice turned out to be...and the Muffin Man was...but Beau never killed K'Dawg...and Christy's legal councel was always planned to be named Count Edmond...and...you know, I really should write more of that story.

 

[SSLFan]

Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, do you know the muffin man who lives on Dury Lane?