The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

[Skye]

Mmm, toast. I'll go for some o' that!

Lol, maybe dumb, but fun topic, though.

 

[Winslow Leach]

LOL William & Daniel!

An Italian pig named Fred?

My "lecture" about sticking exclusively to the topic should have tipped you off. Heaven knows I'm guilty of major muffening 'round these parts...yep...

 

[Teheheman]

Eh, stranger things HAVE happened

Daniel

 

[Winslow Leach]

Eh, stranger things HAVE happened

Daniel

Too true, yo!

 

[Teheheman]

When Pigs Fly
Leif Bourbon
Be There
Written by Daniel Croxton(without permission of Powell/Urban)

I'm not that good looking and I am a little fat
But with the hottest girl in the school I thought I had a chance
I asked 'Will you go out with me'
She said 'We'll see'
(Chorus)
When Pigs Fly
I won't go out with you if you were the last man in town
I ask Why?
She said that's a stupid question, cause you look like a big cow
When Pigs Fly
Oi, oi, oi, oink

Women look at me like I'm just an ugly guy
But they don't know that that just means I'm really nice
They're all looking for the pin-up men
Lookin for a ten
(Chorus)

I went and got some plastic surgery and some lyphosucion too
Now all the ladies come at me and all I do is say
When Pigs Fly
You never talked to me so why should I pay attention to you now
You called me a big fat, called me a big fat, a really big fat cow

When Pigs Fly
I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last woman on earth
You ask Why?
I said because your shallow, and you called me a big fat cow
When Pigs Fly
No, Pigs don't Fly

Don't take me by the hand
Don't waste your time
Don't take me by the hand
I hope you die
Don't take me by the hand
You don't see any pigs fly
Come on, come on now
Not even If Pigs Fly, yeah

Daniel

 

[Beauregard]

You know, Winslow...you are really very good at the convincing tales...you should become a politician.

"...and that's why there was conclusive evidence that weapons of mass destruction were found and disarmed by American troops..."

 

[Ilikemuppets]

You know, Winslow...you are really very good at the convincing tales...you should become a politician.

Hehe! I should say!

 

[Beauregard]

Hehe! I should say!

Yes, you should! Why haven't you? Do! Do now! Do fast! Sell, sell, sell! And the skies will be red with--*pause* What was the question again?

 

[Winslow Leach]

You know, Winslow...you are really very good at the convincing tales...you should become a politician.

Righto! I shall begin writing my campaign speech forthwith.

Uh....

me want to be prezident or sentor or somting 2 do with politks bcuz i could bring mie owne idears an stuf 2 the table; i hav lotas good tails that are convoncing like this 1 time i chased a squirel around cause he took a acorn i wuz saving for groundhog day but the squirel wuz fasster then me an he run up a tree an i smash myself into tree an get a big boo boo on mie head ouch; ill get thet squril dont u worry i like cheese o yeh im also good at spelng

 

[lael]

William, I was pulling your leg! I made up that whole "pigskin" story. Lorenzo di whatever was a figment of my imagination!

Oh, yeah, whatever winslow.
I sooo saw that on Discovery Channel like last week.
ya big leg pullin, fibber.
It was like sooo for real on Myth Busters it's not even funny.
trying to pull the pigskin over my eyes.
ya golfball.​