You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[Fozzie Bear]

By Vic Romano

You've heard Jeff Foxworthy's: "You might be a redneck if..." jokes, so let's do a "You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if..."

Examples:
"You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if..."
You know what a 'Hoob' is.
You've arranged your Palisades figures by groups of their respective puppeteer.
You know the names of all the Henson kids... etc.

You can post as many responses in one post as you'd like.

Now:
You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...you spend more time at Muppet Fan Forums than you do sleeping.

 

[christyb]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...you rewind tapes to figure out which Muppeteer's head you just saw.

 

[sugarbritchez]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if......you can identify a character just by hearing their voice.

(happned to me this week...the radio station has a little diddy before a song and Wembly says...How about a song.....well I picked up on it right away and the girl that works with me said it was really sad that I even knew that)

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[Whatever]

You might be an obsessive Muppet fan if...

You hear someone singing "Mahna Mahna" in the bathroom and join in.

Your St Patrick's Day outfit features Kermit.

You think Muppets are the best thing ever, followed by the Steppum.

Your definition of "java" does not include "lamp."

Your knowledge of art history come from Mis Piggy's Treasury of Art Masterpieces from the Kermitage Collection.

Your knowledge of music and celebrities from the 60s and 70s comes from TMS.

 

[Whatever]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you know who Lord Grade and Bernie Brillstein are.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you can name more Muppets than you can members of your own family.

 

[sugarbritchez]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you can name more Muppets than you can members of your own family.

Now I do believe that is a Winner there!

Good One Kev!!!!

 

[Vic Romano]

You might be an obsessive Muppet fan if...

I laughed out loud so hard when I read this. Thanks for using my idea, Kevin!

"You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if..."
You've considered making Jim Henson your deity.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

you might be an obsessed muppet fan if....

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

-you recognize which puppeteer voices which character..
-you watch the dvd widescreen version of Labyrinth,and try to find the Jareth busts/heads
-you know the lyrics to the majority of Muppet songs,including the ones that don't make sense;like Trudge Trudge/Streak Streak & Hugga Wugga,Pachalafaka
-you know sketches by heart,verbatum
-you've seen all of you favorite shows,movies more than a few times;including Muppet 3D
-you know the likes and dislikes of your favorite muppets
-you collect anything muppety that is produced;you run out of room to put them & still buy more
-you've seen all of the muppet projects that have been produced thus far
-you can't wait to see the next muppet projects coming out
-you've pre-ordered the next muppet merchandise coming to a store near you
-you know who the monster is at the end of the book...
-you can figure out what and where Gonzo is/from

 

[Harvey Towers]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

You break into song whenever you see a rainbow, the midpoint of some steps or anything green...