What if Sam the Eagle was (GASP!) not American?
- What? How dare you! You take that back right this instant. I'll have you know I am dyed in the wool, red, white and true blue! I am, after all, the national bird of the United States of America!
Me: Okay, Sam- take it easy. I know you're still a patriotic American. This is just a game of imagining "what if" - that's all.
- Oh- well, in that case I'll add one. What if I had more normal, decent people (like Wayne and Wanda!) to work with instead of being surrounded by all these weirdoes?
Me: Look at it this way, Sam- someone has to keep them in line.
- The sacrifices I make...