The Return of "Muppet What-Ifs?"

[Speed Tracer]

What if Skeeter had been made into a Muppet?

:shudder:

 

[MartyMuppets]

What if something besides bubbles came out of Bill's head?

What if David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson had guest starred together on Muppets Tonight? Then the black alien oil could have spurted out of Bill's head.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

What if there had been more female muppeteers?
What if those chickens they braught in for that TMS skit actually behaved like they were supposed to? (A rather prolific question if you think about it; see the Dave Goelz interview on this site.)

 

[Beakerfan]

What if Kermit was RED?

 

[anytimepally]

what if Miss Mousey had caught on?

 

[Philip Kippel]

What if Wontkins got a restraining order placed on Wilkins?

What if Fat Blue (a.k.a. Mr. Johnson) got a restraining order placed on Grover?

What if Simon Soundman was still appearing on Sesame Street?

What if Sherlock Hemlock was still appearing on Sesame Street?

What if "From the Balcony" was still producing new episodes?

What if "Elmo's World" was given its own seperate series?

 

[anytimepally]

What if Kermit had never done newsflashes?

What if Gonzo had a thing for monkeys instead of chickens?

 

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Lubbock Lou & the Jughuggers disbanded?
What if the Country Trio disbanded?
What if the Frackles were regular characters?
What if Luncheon Counter Monster was a regular character?
What if Beautiful Day Monster was a regular character?
What if Droop was a regular character?
What if Shaky Sanchez was a regular character?
What if Lenny the Lizard was a regular character?
What if Baskerville was a regular character?
What if Quongo the Gorilla was a regular character?
What if Butch the Tiger was a regular character?
What if the Koozebanians were regular characters?
What if Miss Kitty was a regular character?
What if Flower-Eating Monster was a regular character?
What if T.R. Rooster was a regular character?
What if Rover Joe was a regular character?
What if Catgut was a regular character?
What if the Gills Brothers were regular characters?
What if the lobsters were regular characters?
What if the one-sentence birds were regular characters?
What if the goldfish were regular characters?
What if "The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence" was a TV series instead of just a pilot?
What if Digit and Leon became regular characters?
What if Seymour, Andy and Randy, and Nigel the Director were regular characters?
What if Fleet Scribbler was a regular character?
What if J.P. Gross was a regular character?
What if Whaddyasay Bird said anything except "Whaddya say"?
What if Forcryingoutloud Bird said anything except "For crying out loud"?
What if Ohboy Bird said anything except "Oh boy"?
What if Ohreally Bird said anything except "Oh really"?
What if Youknow Bird said anything except "You know"?
What if Righton Bird said anything except "Right on"?
What if "Muppet Babies" featured more Muppet babies including Baby Link Hogthrob, Baby Zoot, Baby Lew Zealand, and Baby Rizzo?
What if various farm animals of "Sesame Street" (especially Gladys the Cow and Buster the Horse) were seen in the first three seasons of "The Muppet Show".
What if Splurge, Thig, Fred the Dragon, Lothar, Scudge, Thudge, Gleep, Snerk, Snork, Baby Monster, a smaller version of Beautiful Day Monster, Sour Bird, Nutty Bird, Cinderella's Stepsisters, Rufus the Dog, Tamanilla Grinderfall, Leroy the Donkey, Mordecai Sledge, Farmer Lardpork, Mean Floyd, Caleb Stiles, Wally, Big Mouse, Hudson, Charlie the Reindeer, Grump, Hoggie Marsh, the Pink and Gold Stalks, Leafy Green Vegetables, and the Seven Deadly Sins appeared in Season 1 of "The Muppet Show"?
What if various guest characters, such as the Three-Legged Screaming Creature, Granny the Gouger, M.A.M.M.A., Betsy Bird, Trevor the Gross, etc., appeared in more than one "Muppet Show" episode?
What if Gonzo appeared on "Sesame Street" from 1970 to 1976?
What if there were a polar bear, a sea monster, an elephant, a giraffe, a zebra, a llama, a koala bear, an ostrich, a hippopotamus, a rhinoceros, a pony, a dolphin, a sea turtle, a barracuda, a flamingo, a pelican, a toucan, a snail, a porcupine, a buffalo, a Purple People Eater, Santa's reindeer, a werewolf, an Abominable snowman, a fire-breathing dragon, and a woolly mammoth on "The Muppet Show"?

 

[muppetmonster]

I have some:

What if Skeeter, Scooter's twin sister, was in the non-animated world?
What if Lew Zealand's boomerang fish never came back?
What if Gonzo was of an actual species?
What if the audience reacted differently to Fozzie's comic acts?
What if the Count got tired of counting?
What if Kermit and Miss Piggy broke up?
What if Doc Hopper did eat Kermit's legs?
What if the muppets were not crazy?
What if Kermit the Frog was a bad-mannered, crazy frog?
What if Big Bird was violent, wisecracking, and cynical sarcastic (just plain cruel)?
What if Ernie was not interested his rubber ducky?
What if Oscar got tired of living his trash can?
What if Marvin Suggs got tired of his muppaphones?
What if Lew Zealand got tired of his boomerang fish?
What if Crazy Harry remained as Crazy Donald?
What if Lew Zealand had a rubber ducky, and Ernie had a boomerang fish?
What if Elmo was as street wise as Bert, Oscar, or Kermit?
What if Animal, Crazy Harry, and Lew Zealand were all sane?
What if Fozzie Bear and Miss Piggy fell in love?
What if Animal took over Cookie Monster's place?
What if the Muppet Show muppets interviewed children?
What if Kermit the Frog never appeared on Sesame Street or the Muppet Show?
What if Rizzo the Rat was told he was a mouse, and was actually a mouse?
What if Bert was interested in political issues, comical acts, or the muppaphones?
What if Grover wanted to be shot out of a cannon, and Grover wanted to be a superhero?
What if Sam the Eagle became crazy?
What if Beaker's words became understandable?
What if there were the Seven Virtues on the Muppet Show?
What if Kermit the Frog got tired of Robin?
What if Sam the Eagle decided to stay with the Electric Mayhem Band?
What if Rowlf took over Dr. Teeth's role in the Electric Mayhem Band?
What if Oscar was not a grouch?
What if Sesame Street was the adult and kid oriented show, and the Muppet Show was the kid oriented show?
What if the Sesame Street and Muppet Show muppets met the Fraggles?
What if Rodeo and her horse from "Sesame Street" met the cowboy muppet from "the Muppet Show" (I forgot his name)?

These are all I can think of, but I will keep you guys posted if I think of some more.


Muppetmonster

 

[minor muppetz]

What if The Walt Disney Company bought The Jim Henson Company in 1990?
What if the original deal for Disney to own The Jim Henson Company included the rights to the Sesame Street characters?
What if every season of Sesame Street had 26 episodes?
Wha if Sesame Street (the first season, anyway) was originally boradcast in black and white?
What if Thog and Bruno were actualy rebuilt?
What if every episode of The Jim Henson Hour had the MuppeTelevision format for the full hour?
What if Weird Al Yankovic guest starred on Muppets Tonight?
What if Bill Cosby guest starred on one of the Muppets main three shows (TMS, JHH, and MT)?
What if Little Mupet Monsters wasn't cancled so soon?
What if The Man From Alphabet was broadcast in an epiosde of Sesame Street?
What if Michael Jackson guest starred on Sesame Street?
What if Borat appeared on Sesame Street?
What if Lips was given more of a chance like Rizzo was?
What if Elmo stopped appearing on Sesame Street before 1990?
What if Kevin Clash's autobiography had more info about Kevin Clash's work with the Muppets outside of Sesame Street?
What if Tales from the Tinkerdee was sold as a series?