Later...
Uncle Grandpa Helps Kids With Their Problems
And then...
A Young Uncle Grandpa Annoys his Friends
AIGHT *****!
Let's take 'im down to Chinatown
It's time to beat down Encyclopedia Brown
Now I don't wanna **** on every superficial issue
With you or rip you apart like tissue
I mean it's easy to diss you
Your father's a highly-accomplished gynecologist
From a family of doctors, so it's obvious the problem is
That you went into comedy
So now ya momma thinks you're just a waste of space you ******* unpromising pile 'o ****
You're causing her a lot of strife, wondering what you're gonna be
Your father sees more vag than you're ever gonna see
And when it comes to intimacy
There's plenty of fish in the sea
But listen to me
I know about your little "deficiency"
Froggy told me 'bout your undescended testicle
The "incident" at the Renaissance Festival
That time that gorgeous woman almost slept with you
And fell the **** back because your nutsack is asymetrical
Sorry I roasted you, I'm doin' what I'm s'posed to do
I didn't mean to make a Patrick Swayze ghost of you
And years from now when you're dying in disgrace
Remember Thunder
Lyrically skeeted in your face you PUNK *****!