My Question's Been Answered...

[D'Snowth]

As to what would be the next in this current trend of taking old fairy tales, and turning them into twistedly dark cinematic epics.

This time? Hansel and Gretel.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1428538/

 

[MissMusical12]

What!?!?!? You've got to be kidding me....

 

[The Count]

You are aware there's also Jack the Giant Slayer on the way later this year?

 

[D'Snowth]

When are they gonna do the cat and the fiddle and the cow that jumped over the moon?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Allow me to proceed to smash my face against the nearest wall.

 

[MissMusical12]

Allow me to proceed to smash my face against the nearest wall.

I shall join you...

 

[Hubert]

Let us all join hands and proceed in the head banging ceremony.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Bang you head! Metal health will drive you mad!

.......oh, not that kind of head banging?

 

[Teheheman]

First it was presidents hunting things, now it's fairy tale characters. Next year? 'Darrin Stephens: Witch Hunter'. Endora kidnaps her daughter and grandkids, and Darrin has to fight through the witches to get em back.

Daniel

 

[D'Snowth]

Nora Ephron already ruined Bewitched several years ago... but I Dream of Jeannie still hasn't been tarnished yet (despite threats that Jimmy Fallon was going to be Tony Nelson and Lindsay Lohan was going to be Jeannie, at one point).