The Muppets' Nutcracker

[Xerus]

Here's another idea for a Muppet Movie. Since they already did A Christmas Carol, how about if they did their version of another classic Christmas story? The Nutcracker.

Kermit could play the Nutcracker Prince. And he could have a set of teeth in his mouth in his nutcracker form and then lose them when he becomes the prince.

Miss. Piggy could play the girl who gets the Nutcracker doll for Christmas.

Dr. Strangepork could play the uncle who gives Piggy the doll.

Andy and Randy Pig could play the brothers who end up breaking the doll. Can you just imagine Piggy's rage?

A celebrity could play the Rat King and Rizzo and the other rats could play his henchrats.

Gonzo could play the Sugar Plum Fairy, since he seems to play a lot of fairies in certain specials and Muppet Babies episodes.

And the rest of the Muppets could play the toys in the Nutcracker's toy kingdom. Fozzie could be a teddy bear and the Nutcracker's loyal sidekick. Pepe could be a Jack in the Box, The Electric Mayhem could play some wind up toys in a music box, Rowlf could play a toy dog with a device that when you squeeze it, he barks. And Bunsen and Beaker can be the two guys who repairs all the broken toys.