You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

Pork

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Pleased to meet you Bunsen...
 

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I have a few...

- If you've ever seen a sign advertising piano lessons and were tempted to call just to see if Rowlf or Dr. Teeth would answer
- If you unconciously sing the pinball song to help you play Sudoku
- When you don't know what something is, you start yip-yipping
- You thought it was adorable in that one At The Dance segment where Janice was wearing Zoot's hat
- You agree to go to the doctor/dentist as long as it's Dr. Teeth
- You try to get everyone to slip on an ice patch
- And you feel so pleased when you slip on it as well
- You've compared your signifigant other to a muppet...and then thought of him or her as said muppet (I've got Floyd!)
- You have/can write an entire paper on the message of The Rainbow Connection and how you feel that if everyone just believed in the meaning and in themselves, the world would be a better place
- You find that you've become an optomist and live much happier after becoming obsessed with the muppets
- The margins of your notes are filled with muppet doodles
- You apologise to said doodles before eracing them
- The Christmas spirit just isn't there unless you hear muppet Christmas music
- You can list fifty reasons why Jim Henson is your role model.
- A muppet (besides Kermit) is your role model (Janice!)
- You imagine that at your wedding, people will spontaniously start singing He'll Make Me Happy
- You have at least three versions of Mahna Mahna on your iPod (Sesame Street, Muppet Show, Ed Sullivan Show...)
- You compare your relationship to a muppet relationship
- If you observe someone having a play-fight, you imagine "Namehere karate chop #...!" superimposed in front of them.
- You've always wanted to say a random letter and have it appear next to you.
- ...And then you've imagined what would happened if you kept saying letters and thought about how they would pile up and then burst out laughing, causing all your classmates to stare at you...

Needless to say that I've done most of those.
...Needless to say that was more than a few, too o__O They just kept coming to me XD
 

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you may be an obsessed Muppet Fan if...

1.) if you sing Rainbow Connection Everytime you see a rainbow.

2.) If you always wanted to see Muppet show Characters on Sesame Street.

3.) if you do a magic show and one of your magic words turn out to be "Al La Penut Butter Sandwiches.

4.) if you slap someone on the back while they are trying to do a lecture.
 

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- You imagine muppets being in all kinds of situations,
no matter how akward they seem.

- You remind yourself of hilarious muppet clips, while trying not to laugh during class.
 

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You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you are getting sick and tired of not seeing the Muppets on TV.
 

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If you want to see the muppets do a TV Parady of a Sitcom.
 

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You might be an obsessed Muppet fan because you bring your lab top to the bar where you bartend besause you know you wont have a customer till at least 3 o clock
 

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If you want to sell "invisible Ice cream Cones" to People while metioning a story about "Louie the Lip."
 

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