: I'm Statler!
: And I'm Waldorf. We're here to heckle the Muppet Movie!
Guard: Gentlemen, that's straight ahead in Private Screening Room D.
: A private screening room?
: Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public!
Both men: Hohohohohohohoho!
: Boy, this place is a dump! Hohoho!
: What a bunch of weirdos!
(The Muppets are gathered in the screening room, chattering away and causing chaos as usual)
Doglion: Hey lady, is this seat taken? (pulls seat out from the floor, as other Muppets stare)
: Hey! Hey, you! Bring that back!
: I'm so nervous! If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
: Well then, you'll have to get a new apartment, won't you?
: Y'know I heard that this movie's dynamite!
( sets off an explosion and cackles wildly)