TMS Outline:Dabney Coleman

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well folks here is another muppet show outline thanks to minor muppetz for the sugguestions

TMS Outline: Dabney Coleman

it takes place in the fifth season

Cold Opening: Pops tells Dabney to be careful when he walks up the stairs. Dabney asks if the stairway is slippery... But it's ectually explosive.

Introduction: Fozzie in terrupts the introduction askign Kermit if he needs anything. When Kermit asks why, Fozzie says that Scooter asked him to take over his duties.

Opening Number: Sweetums leads the Mutations and Timmy in a rendition of Walk Like an Egyptian. The number takes place in an egyptian setting, and they all get joined by a full-body mummy.

Backstage: Kermit tells Fozzie to go tell Dabney Coleman that he's on next, "and don't tell him any of your jokes!"

Introduction: Kermit introduces Dabney Coleman.

Guest Star Sketch: Dabney plays a cowboy in a western sketch, where Sweetums challenges him to a duel. Louis Kazagger gives sports commentary on the duel... But Dabney and Sweetums begin to get annoyed by the commentary, and they shoot him.

Backstage: Bunsen tells Kermit that he is looking for Scooter. Kermit informs him that Scooter couldn't make it, and that Fozzie is replacing him. Which means that Fozzie gets to be in Muppet Labs.

Muppet Labs: Bunsen unveils the Muppet Labs bullet proof vest. Beaker wears it, and Fozzie fires the gun at Beaker. However, the gun explodes in his hand, and then Beaker's bullet proof vest explodes.

Uk Spot: The chickens cluck to the tune of Say Goodbye to Hollywood.

Backstage: Fozzie brings doughnuts to everybody, but Animal pushes Fozzie down and eats them all. Animal then suddenly turns into a pig ("looks like he's made a pig out of himself", says Fozzie)

Vet's Hospital: The paitient is a man with a gambling problem.

Backstage: Dabney tells Fozzie to bring him his wardrobe for the closing number. Fozzie brings him caveman clothing, but Dabney says that he won't be playing a caveman. Fozzie then brings him a sparkling tuxedo, but Dabney doesn't wear a tuxedo in this number. Fozzie then asks what he's doing, and Dabney explaisn that he's playing a roman.

Introduction: Kermit introduces "a roman closing number".

Closing Number: In rome, Dabney sings "By the Light of the Silvery Moon" with Miss Piggy and backed by Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, at night, with a moon present. However, instead of being dressed in a toga, Dabney is dressed as a jet pilot.

Goodnights: Scooter shows up, telling Kermit that he ahd a bad time at the dentist. Fozzie says that he had trouble taking his place. They and Dabney are then joined by Sweetums, the mummy, Miss Piggy, Janice, and Beaker.

thank you minor muppetz
 
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