Muppet/SpongeBob Crossover (IN 3-D!)

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INT.- SPONGEBOB’S PINEAPPLE- SPONGEBOB’S BEDROOM


(SPONGEBOB’s ALARM CLOCK GOES OFF, WAKING HIM)

SPONGEBOB
Good morning, Gary!


GARY
(wakes up slowly) Meow.


(SPONGEBOB turns off alarm clock and walks to INT – SPONGEBOB’S PINEAPPLE – SPONGEBOB’S BATHROOM)


SPONGEBOB
(goes into shower, then brushes teeth. After that, he walks into INT. – SPONGEBOB’S KITCHEN)


SPONGEBOB

Ahh, Kelpo. (grabs Kelpo box, then pours into bowl, then adds milk and begins to eat) Gary, I can’t wait to go to work today!


GARY
Meow. (shows SpongeBob calender)


SPONGEBOB

It’s Saturday! That means no work! (snaps fingers) I’ve got it! I’ll visit Sandy! (runs offscreen)


(SCENE TRANSITION)

INT. – SANDY’S TREEDOME


SANDY
Well, howdy SpongeBob! How are ya!


SPONGEBOB
Well, fine. I woke up this moring and Gary…


(SANDY cuts him off)


SANDY
Great SpongeBob, but check out my newest invention!

(SPONGEBOB looks at the machine behind SANDY)


SPONGEBOB
WOW! Um, what is it?

SANDY
It’s a device that’ll allow you to stay above water, without a water helmet! It also allows land critters to stay underwater without a suit!


SPONGEBOB
I want to try!


SANDY
Sure SpongeBob! Let me just…


(SPONGEBOB runs off outside, off screen)


SANDY
SpongeBob! Aren’t you going to try the machine out?


(SCENE TRANSITION)


EXT. – PATRICK’S HOUSE


SPONGEBOB
PATRICK! PATRICK! OPEN UP!


(SQUIDWARD opens up his window)


SQUIDWARD

WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!


SPONGEBOB
(looks at Squidward for a second, then looks at Pat)
PATRICK! PATRICK!


SQUIDWARD
Why do I even try?


(SCENE TRANSITION)
INT. – SANDY’S TREEDOME

SPONGEBOB
Sorry Sandy, I wanted Patrick to come. Squidward came too.


SQUIDWARD
I only came so he’d stop annoying me.


SANDY
Well, ya’ll are about to be the first fish on land!


PATRICK
Uh, don’t we need our water helmets?


SANDY
Nope, all you need is this piece of gum. The machine makes it. It’s a combination of chemical elements and…


PATRICK
Is it mint flavored?


SANDY
Actually, Patrick its fruit punch flavor


PATRICK
Can I have a piece?


SANDY
Just don’t spit it out.


PATRICK
Oh boy!


(SANDY hands PATRICK, SPONGEBOB, and SQUIDWARD a piece of gum)


SPONGEBOB
When do we get to up into the air?

SANDY
Hold your horses SpongeBob. Now all ya’ll have to go into this device. It’ll shoot you into the sky. You’ll need these parachutes.


SQUIDWARD
NO! I REFUSE TO DO THAT!

(PATRICK picks up SQUIDWARD)


PATRICK
It’s okay to be scared Squidward. Come on, I’ll carry you.


(PATRICK carries SQUIDWARD to the machine)


SANDY
Pick up those parachutes, they should be right next to you. Now, hold on!


SQUIDWARD
GET ME OUT OF HERE!


(SANDY pushes a button on a remote. SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, and SQUIDWARD are launched into the air.)


SQUIDWARD, SPONGEBOB and PATRICK
AHH!


(fade out for commercials)
 

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I know there isn't any Muppets yet, but they're coming...after the commerical break.
 

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Part 2: Finally, some crossover!
(fade in)


KERMIT
All right guys, it’s time to rehearse for our next show! Scooter!


SCOOTER

(walks from off-screen to KERMIT) Yes chief?


KERMIT

How are the ticket sales?


SCOOTER
They’re pretty good. We’ve sold 50 tickets! That news story about Constantine impersonating you brought in some actual fans.


(SQUIDWARD, SPONGEBOB and PATRICK crash straight into the Muppets Theater.)


SQUIDWARD
PATRICK YOU IMBECILE! YOU ATE THE PARACHUTES!


PATRICK
They tasted like acorns


SCOOTER
Chief, we have a fishy situation over here.


FOZZIE
Hey, a starfish! Wanna help me in my act? So a clownfish goes to clown collage…


KERMIT
(yelling) Who are you and what are you doing in this theater!

SPONGEBOB
Well, I’m SpongeBob, and these are my friends Squidward and Patrick.


SQUIDWARD

A theater! What do you play, the plays written by the great people of Atlantis?


SAM EAGLE

That be more cultural than what they show on TV.


STATLER
(offscreen) They show this on TV?


WALDORF
(offscreen) Yeah, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it weren’t banned on most channels


STATLER AND WALDORF
(offscreen) D’oh ho ho ho ho


KERMIT

Err, ignore them.


SQUIDWARD
So, what is this like a tv show?


(FOZZIE tells PATRICK a joke, inaudible over SQUIDWARDs comment)


PATRICK
Hahaha! That’s a funny joke!


FOZZIE
See, at least one person likes my jokes!


SQUIDWARD
Well, he IS an un-cultured moron. Heh heh.


SPONGEBOB
So, where are we? I don’t think this is Bikini Bottom.


KERMIT
Well, we’re on our second world tour. We’re right now in California.


SCOOTER
Kermit, I brought the rest of the guys here to meet them.


SAM EAGLE
Please tell them to come in, properly.


SCOOTER
(yelling) COME IN GUYS!


(a whole bunch of MUPPETS run into the room, like a stampede.)


SAM EAGLE
Ugh, disgusting!


(SAM EAGLE walks out of the area, offscreen)


PATRICK
Hey look! A talking pig! That’s hilarious!


MISS PIGGY
Kermie, WHAT IS THIS?!? A talking sponge and a sea star?


KERMIT
Piggy, they’re from under the sea.


MISS PIGGY
Hmmph. If you need me, I’ll be in my dressing room.


KERMIT
PIGGY, FOR THE LAST TIME, THAT IS NOT YOUR DRESSING ROOM! There is only one dressing room in this whole theater! We need to…


(dressing room door slams)


KERMIT
Sorry about that. Running a show is stressful. Sheesh.


(a ringing of a cell phone is heard)


PATRICK
What’s that ringy-thingy?


SQUIDWARD
That’s a cell phone, you twit! And it’s mine; it’s a phone call from Sandy.

SANDY
(unseen, heard from SQUIDWARDs cell phone) Guys, I’m coming up there. I have to check your water levels. Where are you?


SQUIDWARD
Uh, frog? What’s the address here?


KERMIT
It’s down Hollywood, it’s the building with the big hole in the ground.


SANDY

(unseen, heard from SQUIDWARDs cell phone) Sorry, Mister?


KERMIT
That’s Kermit, Kermit the Frog.


SANDY
Ok, Mr. Frog. I’m heading up there right now!


(fade out for commercials)
 
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