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Red: Thanks for the word search books Prairie and Rosita - I'm going crazy sitting here doing nothing. It's so boring! Tell Kathy thank you for me too.
Rowlf: I'm not much of a chef, but I hope this radish soup is ok. I talked to Boober and he said this is how you make it.
Red: Thanks Rowlf. I somehow don't think I have to worry about you know who, but I'll eat this up quickly just in case.
 

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You know, I wonder if :hungry: considers pöpcorn in the same way as counting as a serving of vegetables as pömpkin pie.
UD: Really,…? You have to ask that?
Yeah... That's probably how Congress got to labeling pizza and French fries as veggies under their attempted culinary reclassifications last year.

*:batty: leaves one of his jigsaw puzzles to help Red get through the day, hoping she gets better soon.

*Meanwhile, Ed drops off a container of those mega cinnamon buns from that diner in Dallas at Apt 3 for Kelly and company.
 

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All set?

:news: Uhhh...yes. I mean yes. Absolutely.

Rubber ducky music lessons gift certificate for Ernie?

:news: Check.

Fancy Peruvian woven scarf for Gillis?

:news: Roger that.

Carl, the Big Mean Bunny: We have a Roger? Nobody said anything about Rogers. I've always wanted to taste one'a them...

Snookie *ignoring Carl, sidestepping the instant drool puddle* What about the little red chick who twisted her ankle?

Red Fraggle? I think she's still laid up and bored out of her fuzzy skull. Snookie! Why don't you go over and chat with her?

Snookie: Me?

:news: Him?

BMC: Him? *beat* What do Fraggles taste like?

Radishes.

BMC: Ewwwww! Forget it! *stomps off in a huff; shortly thereafter the sounds of the couch being devoured float through the apartment*

Snookie: We're gonna lose more sofas that way... Eh. Anyway. So...this Red girl. Is she cute?

:news: Haven't you seen her? And what does cuteness have to do with cheering up someone in the doldrums?

He said doldrums... *grinning* He's so cute...

:news: *blush* Ahem.

Snookie: It has EVERYTHING to do with me spending my valuable time with a person of the opposite gender, my nose-y cousin! I'm a man about town, ya know. Busy busy busy.

BMC: Right...says the guy who spent the past couple of days cursing at the videogame thingy...

Snookie: I am utterly convinced YOU spawned those Rabbid things.

Look...Newsie and I are going around to drop off these gifts. We'll stop in with some vanilla chamomile tea for Red...

:news: *whispering* Remind me again why that flavor?

*whispering back* It's CALMING. More of a gift for her roomies, really...

:news: Ah.

...so why don't you go on over and chat with her? You're good at talking fast and pointlessly about stuff.

Snookie: Years of practi-- hey!
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Rygel (eating buns)

Spike (snoring)

Cotterpin (turning on a doozer-sized fan in front of Kelly's face): I TOLD you helping your mother garden wasn't going to feel good.

Kelly (groans, rubbing her neck): But I can't help garden in spring for the asthma thing and the fact I fear insects more than I do the plague.

Cotterpin: Did you think to ask me for some Doozer dozers?

Kelly (groans): No ....
 

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Cotterpin (headdesks): Getting doozy in my old age ... :stick_out_tongue:
 

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If you keep hitting your head you really will be doozy.
*Wonders what's taking that delivery badger so long in getting us our dinners. *Has fun referencing characters from people's fics as part of our expanded Muppaverse.
 

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(Ru is looking in the pantry cabinet when Fozzie comes in, making little "hmmm" noises to herself. Fozzie walks up and taps her on the shoulder and she whirls, ripping open a box of macaroni in her fright.)
Ru: AHHH! FOZZIE! (clutches chest where heart is thumping audibly) Oh, geez-Louise, Fozzie, you scared the smack out of me. DO NOT SNEAK UP ON ME!
Fozzie: (cowering behind his hat) I'm sorry! Ack! I'm SORRY! SORRY SORRY SORRY! (whimpers pathetically)
Ru: (panting) Oh, for goodness sake, Fozzie. Are you okay? I'm sorry. (hugs him) I'm sorry--I...you scared me is all.
Fozzie: W-w-why are you so jumpy? You're usually happy when you're in the kitchen.
Ru: Yes. Yes, I usually am. I mean, I am happy, but I'm just a little jumpy. That's all.
Kermit: (peering around the kitchen door) Um--is everything okay? I heard a lot of shouting....
Fozzie: I scared Ru and then she scared me.
Kermit: (confused) Are you...are you playing a game? (looks at macaroni on the floor)
Ru: (laughing) No. No...we aren't playing a game. I was, um, looking for something in the pantry and Fozzie came up behind me and scared me. That's all. I'm fine. (hugs Fozzie again for good measure) And Fozzie's fine--aren't you Sweetie?
Fozzie: (weakly) I will be....
Ru: (nervously) Well, I was just going to go out to the grocery and get some food. You guys want to come with?
Fozzie: I'm going to lie down.
Kermit: Um, I think I'll just, you know, sweep up the macaroni. You go on.
Fozzie: Oh! Oh, Ru!
Ru: (turning back around) Yes?
Fozzie: Can you get some more Honey Smacks?
Ru: Oh, sure thing, Love.
Fozzie: (timidly) I asked you last time but you forgot.
Ru: I didn't forget them, Fozzie, they're right...um...(looks furtive), er, you're right Fozzie. I did forget them last time. I'll remember this time. (Looks at Kermit) How about you? Want some Frosted Flies?
Kermit: (patting his middle) Oh, um, thanks, but I think I'll pass.
Fozzie: (with a hand beside his mouth, whispering) He's watching his weight.
Kermit: Fozzie!
Fozzie: (again, with a hand beside his mouth, whispering) He thought the promo pictures made him look sort of chunky.
Kermit: FOZZIE! I...they did not! (bumps fingers together) Um, did they? Cause I've been meaning to take off a pound or two anyway....
Ru: (looking Kermit over carefully) No, honey. You do not look chunky. You look fit and trim and ready to rumble.
Kermit: (pleased but flustered) Well, er, I have been working out some....
Ru: Last call--c'mon--Frosted Flies or no Frosted Flies?
Kermit: Eh, go ahead. I'll walk to work this week.
Ru: Good call. See you soon, guys! If Piggy's looking for me or food--stall her, okay?
Fozzie: Okay.
Kermit: You bet.
(Ru leaves, and Fozzie turns to Kermit.)
Fozzie: Kermit--didn't Ru buy a whole bunch of groceries two days ago?
Kermit: (thinking) Um...now that you mention it. Yeah. A bunch of groceries.
Fozzie: And she thought she bought me Honey Smacks, but there aren't any in the cabinet.
Kermit: I mean, we knew it would be different with Rizzo living here....
Fozzie: (distractedly) I don't think that's it. I think something's going on....
Kermit: Oh yeah? Like what?
Fozzie: I think...(looks around furtively)I think Ru is feeding other muppets!
Kermit: (doubtfully) Ru? No...no. She would have told us. Wouldn't she?
Fozzie: What if she couldn't? What if she's under a spell or something, where she has to cook for someone--or else!
Kermit: Or else...what?
Fozzie: I hadn't gotten that far. I was hoping you'd know.
Kermit: Look, Fozzie, maybe--
Rizzo: (coming into the kitchen and looking in the cabinet) Hey! Where's the chow? When's supper?
Fozzie: See? See?!
Kermit: Well...
 

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*Is happy now that that dern badger dropped off some substantial soft bread sandwiches. Dinner finished, we settle in for a Frightday night movie or fic reading if anything new's available. You know, I heard Foo-Foo's been featured in those leaked promo photos. Good she's working with Piggy, and the Muppets... Again.

Yes, had to do that joke, pretty much everybody will be doing it.
UD: How... Droll. :rolleyes:
 

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Hope everybody has a good day on this, Super Bowl Sunday. If anyone wants, they're invited to come down to the Bat, Bolt & Skull to watch the game. My gang and me are personally rooting for Baltimore, but youll still be treated well even if you root for San Fran.
UD: Boooooo!
Hush now. Gotta get things ready here first and then we'll head down ourselves.

Go Ravens!
 
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