Wouldn't you know? It's November first and the worst Halloween commercial is still on. A local car commercial that goes something like this:
"Candy. Everyone loves getting candy. But you're (whatever) dealer would like to give you candy too. Automotive candy, that is."
First off, anyone that says "that is" at the end of a sentence as a joke should be forced to be removed from society... secondly... Oh yeah, Automotive candy is definitely a thing. That's a term everyone uses all the time. Seriously, what a clever, not at all a complete reach of a commercial. Seriously, we have a REAL Don Draper here coming up with the most brilliant... aw forget it with the sarcasm. Someone got paid to pull something completely idiotic and a complete stretch at that out of their butts at 4 AM before the thing was due. And the worst part is, you just replace the word candy with "treat" and at least it sounds plausible.
Seriously... Automotive candy. We trying to make "fetch" happen or what?