Best Fozzie Bear Joke

[Misskermie]

Fozzie's told a lot of jokes.
Bad.
Good.
Corny.
Cute.

Well... Which one do you like?

 

[muppetlover123]

good grief the comedians a bear

 

[Misskermie]

good grief the comedians a bear

No he's a not, he's wearin' a necktie! LOL that's one of my faves.

 

[muppetlover123]

i know right its my fav

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

Did you know that George the janitor is so cheap, his wallet has an unlisted pocket?

...am I too hip for the room?

 

[Walter]

"Prices are so high, yesterday I went out to buy a pound of hanburger meat, and had to have a cosigner!"

 

[mo]

 

[PuppetMaster]

What do bears use too open their christmas persents??
Their santa CLAWS!!

 

[Misskermie]

I like this one on the albumn for season 4 (P.S. He's on Skates!):

"Wow, not bad for a ten cent pair of skates. Speaking of Cheapsketes, nice blend Fozzie, thank you Fozzie! Speaking of Cheap Skates, There was a chicken at a bar, and he says, what? Are you surprised to see me here? and the bartender says, Yeah, did the cow sell the place? AaaaaAaahh!!!"

It went something like that...

 

[miss muppet]

I didn't do it I've been framed ahh waka waka waka !! ( New muppet film)