I like this one on the albumn for season 4 (P.S. He's on Skates!):
"Wow, not bad for a ten cent pair of skates. Speaking of Cheapsketes, nice blend Fozzie, thank you Fozzie! Speaking of Cheap Skates, There was a chicken at a bar, and he says, what? Are you surprised to see me here? and the bartender says, Yeah, did the cow sell the place? AaaaaAaahh!!!"