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    Beat the Time with Daphne Blake

    Posted for your request, here is my new Beat the Time fan-fic with another non-Sesame, non-Muppet and non-Henson character plus the intro to this fan-fic sketch. Imagine this takes place during Sesame Street's 36th, 37th or 38th season. (The scene starts off at Big Bird's nest area.) BIG...
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    Monsterpiece Theater: My Dog Skip

    (Monsterpiece Theater overture plays on the recent Monsterpiece Theater opening from 1996-99; scene cuts to Cookie Monster as Alistar Cookie; overture music fades away) ALISTAR COOKIE: Good evening. Me Alistar Cookie and welcome to another "Monsterpiece Theater." Tonight, me proudly present...
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    Beat the Time with Daffy Duck

    Here's a new Beat the Time sketch with another non-Henson character! (Drum rolls as the white "BEAT THE TIME" logo appears on the cyan blue background.) ANNOUNCER: And now, it's time for your favorite game-show, "BEAT...THE TIME!" (Audience cheers; scene fades to a game-show set...
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    Beat the Time with Zac Efron

    Although I couldn't think of anything for The Swedish Chef and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker on Beat the Time, but here's the one with the first celebrity ever! I hope you'll enjoy it! (The scene takes place at the game-show set, which is similar to the one with Beat the Time with Grover as...
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    Beat the Time with Crazy Harry

    Here's the new BTT fan-fic with some non-Henson characters! (The scene takes place at the live game-show stage set at the arena while time-ticking music from Beat the Time with Grover plays.) ANNOUNCER: And now, live at the Sesame Street Continental Arena, it's time for everybody's most...
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    Beat the Time with Statler and Waldorf

    Enjoy the fan-fic with :sleep: and :boo: , plus a non-Henson character as for your request! (The scene starts with the "Beat the Time" logo with stars on the blue background) (drum roll) ANNOUNCER: And now it's time for our popular stunt show, "Beat...the...TIME!" (audience cheers...
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    Beat the Time with Little Girl Sue

    ("BEAT THE TIME" logo appears on the red background) (drum roll) ANNOUNCER: And now it's time for our number one hit stunt show, "Beat...the...Time!" (audience cheers; scene fades to the game-show set, similar to the one from BTT with the Count as game-show music from "Mystery Guest"...
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    Beat the Time with Prairie Dawn

    (The scene takes place in the game-show set, similar to the one from BTT with Grover as time-clocking music from BTT with Grover plays.) ANNOUNCER: And now it's time for the season premiere of everybody's favorite long-running stunt show, "Beat...the...TIME!" (audience cheers) (drum...
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    Beat the Time with Professor Hastings

    With all my big thanks for wishing me a happy birthday from Muppet Central, here's my new Beat the Time fan-fic which features some characters from a non-SS/non-Henson TV show. (Hint: They are from the show that features Paul Butcher, who currently appears in Henson's Tinseltown.) (The scene...
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    Grover's angry lecture

    Grover: Hello there, everybody! This is your old pal, Grover. Yes and today I am going to explain to you about being angry. You know what angry is, do you? Well, I will tell you. Angry is one of the most powerful feelings of all time. And when you get angry, your cute little eyebrows go down...
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    Beat the Time with Rowlf!

    (The yellow Beat the Time logo flashes on the red background screen as time-clocking music from the original Beat the Time with Cookie Monster plays.) ANNOUNCER: And now, TV lovers, it's time for another exciting game of your favorite and timeless wacky stunt show, "BEAT...THE...TIME!"...
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    Web design by Ernie

    (The scene is the office of Ernie and Bert's apartment, which will be the new addition to it. Bert is standing still while Ernie hums while working on his web site in progress.) BERT: Almost finished, Ernie? ERNIE: Don't move yet! Stand still. BERT: Gosh, Ernie, I just can't wait to...
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    Beat the Time with Fozzie Bear!

    Here is my next Beat the Time fan-fic with another guest contestant from The Muppet Show! Enjoy! (The scene is the game-show set.) ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time once again for another exciting episode of everybody's favorite wacky stunt show, the show that ran over 46 years...
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    Harvey Kneeslapper's bicycle prank

    (Harvey Kneeslapper is seen outside of a high school, unscrewing some parts of one of the student's bicycles, giggling. Two purple Anything Muppet girls, who are sitting on a school table doing their school work, notices him laughing.) Purple AM Girl (Fran Brill): What are you laughing at...
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    Beat the Time with Rosita

    Here is my new Beat the Time fan-fic, which features a non-SS/Henson character. Enjoy! (The scene takes place in a game-show studio with gold glittering curtains as the time-clocking music plays off-screen.) ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time once again for another exciting episode...
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    Identifying Statler and Waldorf

    We all know that in almost all Muppet productions, Waldorf was on the left and Statler was on the right. Although, as I read an article about them on Muppet Wiki, it explained about rare times where Statler was on the left and Waldorf was on the right, though, only two appearances were listed...
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    Beat the Time Episodes List

    Since we wrote so many Beat the Time fan-fics online, maybe we can guess a lot of episode #'s for all Beat the Time sketches and fan-fics. Y'see, the one with Cookie Monster was made in 1971, so maybe we could use it as Episode 1. The one with Grover was made in the early 1970's and the one with...
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    Beat the Time with Gonzo!

    Here is my next Beat the Time fan-fic, which features another Muppet Show character as a guest contestant. (The scene is the game-show set, which is similar to the one with Grover.) ANNOUNCER: It's time once again for another fun-filled game of everybody's favorite long-running stunt show...
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    Beat the Time with Scooter!

    Here is my first Beat the Time fan-fic that features a Muppet Show character as a guest contestant and many non-SS characters (mostly animated characters). (The scene is the game-show studio as time-clocking music from the original Beat the Time with Cookie Monster plays.) ANNOUNCER: And...
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    Future Muppet Replicas Wishlist

    Now that Kermit was produced last year and that Animal, Gonzo and Fozzie are coming real soon and that Miss Piggy and Rizzo are coming later next year, here's my wishlist of what Muppet replicas I'd like to see for 2009 and so on: 2009: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew Beaker Dr. Teeth 2010: Floyd...
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