Title: The Froggyguard
Characters: Kermit The Frog, Miss Piggy, Robin The Frog, Clifford, Pepe The King Prawn, JP Grosse (mentioned only), Skeeter (mentioned only).
Pairings: Slight Kermit/Piggy, Clifford/Skeeter is implied.
Author's notes: I'm surprised someone hasn't thought to do this...