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  1. Beakerfan

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Nell: *smiles lovingly at Something* Well... would you mind helping me hang the streamers? The leprechauns are a little too short for that.... those pies look delicious!
  2. Beakerfan

    I Ain't Doing It!

    Snowthy, my Geography class was discussing this today. The professor told me that over the next few years, the government is trying to slowly "fade out" the switching back and forth, and will most likely eventually keep the clocks moved forward in an effort to conserve energy.
  3. Beakerfan

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Nell: *looks out the window and sees Father* Something, darling, have you been spending too much time at the Moppets? His skin is a darker shade of green than mine! Perhaps he is just sick, though?
  4. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Good night Ed! The boys pack up their Monopoly game and go to bed.
  5. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bean: Allright! That, my friends, is the final Rail Road. I own all the rail roads now. Sweetums: *moves his piece and lands on Chance* Take a walk... on the Boardwalk.... if you pass Go, collect $200.... *moves his token and pays Bean rent* Floyd: *on the Free Parking space* Allright...
  6. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Floyd: Go directly to jail.... do not pass go, do not collect $200..... aw, man, not again! Bean: *snickers* Floyd: Laugh it up, furball! Just because you already have houses on your properties.... Sweetums: Any sign of Alex? She's been gone a while now. You don't think Animal is still...
  7. Beakerfan

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Goldie: *finishes sewing a big green bowtie, and sets it beside the small green dress she just finished* Leprechaun 1: Well, the road is finished, the nehi is green, p'tatoes are bein peeled...... this party's almost ready. Goldie: Just don't party too hard, ok? You've got a week to party...
  8. Beakerfan

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    The Nellingston residence is now blooming orange and white flowers, and hundreds of shamrocks have sprung up in the yard..... Leprechaun 1: All right boys! Bring 'er in! A group of leprechauns heave in a large bottle of grape nehi Leprechaun 2: Aw, cum on man! Why kint we 'ave Guinness...
  9. Beakerfan

    The "What Are You Doing for Spring Break?" Thread

    I will probably be working.... finishing homework...... shopping..... and (most importantly) swing dancing!
  10. Beakerfan

    Garfield Minus Garfield

    BWAHahahaha! That's awesome!
  11. Beakerfan

    What's next for MuppetWriter's Fanfics?

    Sweet! I'll be looking forward to it! Thanks Sean!
  12. Beakerfan

    Another TV Land Outrage!

    You know, I USED to want to fit in with the cool kids..... but I realized that geeks like me are magnetic. We ALWAYS find each other, and then there's no separating us.....
  13. Beakerfan

    We all have Four More Years to Live...

    It also kills your liver. *holds lips together to prevent herself from saying anything further on the subject*
  14. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Alex: Huh? Oh, Animal? Naw, you don't have to worry about him. He's always been protective of me. And a little jealous. But he's really a total sweetheart. He'll be fine as long as he sees that my attitude towards him isn't any different. And as long as Floyd keeps a tight grip on that chain.
  15. Beakerfan

    What's next for MuppetWriter's Fanfics?

    AHAHAHA! This is hilarious.....
  16. Beakerfan

    We all have Four More Years to Live...

    Yeah but you're also taller than me so that makes up for it a little.
  17. Beakerfan

    We all have Four More Years to Live...

    HAH! I get a year and a half longer than you..... my death date is supposed to be December 8, 2082. Wow.... that feels like a million years. I'll be 93..... *wanders off in a daze*
  18. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Floyd: *to Sweetums* Whoa whoa whoa.... Hey man, who's that shakin and shimmyin with Alex over there? He looks like that hum-drum who rooms with Brian over there. Sweetums: Geez! That is him! That's Bert dancing with Alex! Bean: *dancing the "Happy Hop"* Animal: *sees Claudia* WO-MAN...
  19. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Alex: Watch this.... *puts the song "Hollaback Girl" in and starts doing a mad hip hop routine* Bean: *joins in on Alex's routine*
  20. Beakerfan

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Alex: *sniffs the air* I smell... I smell..... *sniffs* I SMELL A DANCE PARTY! WHOOOOO! *runs and gets up on Claudia's table, dancing with Beaker to Fergalicious* Floyd: Some things I'll never understand.... *starts dancing with Janice* Janice: Like rully..... Sweetums: I think I'll watch...
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