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Oh. My. GOSH! That's awesome! *is in love with Bono*

Ooh, I am SO loving this thread! *goes to find stories*

I was unpacking some stuff at work, and we got these garden stakes in that have glass balls on the top. I tightened one a little too tight and it shattered in my hand. Not fun.

What are hush puppies?

Alex: *sneaks into Claudia's room and kidnaps Beaker* Sweetums: *sitting in his chair, reading "Crime and Punishment"* You better not be getting into trouble.... Alex: *hand over Beaker's mouth* Who? Me? Never. *gives Beaker a tranquilizer* This will just last through the night, that way we...

Guilty! You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if..... You see something on YouTube about people putting bananas in their ears and know they stole that from Ernie and Bert.

(walks in wearing a suit with gold gangsta chains and a large brimmed hat, hiding her eyes) *begins to sing* He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger." "And I might like a milkshake as well." She said to him "I can't get you either" He said "Isn't this burger bell?" She said "Yes it is but...

What the - ? ! What a jerk! *opens her mouth to say something, then decides against it and storms off* People.....

Happy birthday! *tosses penguins in the air*

POT-STICKERS! Manna from Heaven, baby!

What did the Seal say when he bumped into the Dolphin? "I'm sorry! I didn't do that on porpoise!" Who sweeps the ocean floor? Mer-maids! What do oysters do when they're brought in for questioning? They clam up! (Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week!) XD

*glomp*

I walked into a picnic table while I was at the fair today.... Now I have a nice long red and purple line going across my thigh. It's actually pretty swollen.... XP Leave it to me to walk into something as big as a picnic table.

Wait... you're just now getting your molars? I started getting mine when I was like, 12! Anyway..... I never had wisdom teeth (no roots or nuthin), I still have my tonsils, I still have my appendix, and I don't care what people say, I ain't getting rid of my little toe!

If I were a poptart.. I would be Strawberry If I were a song.... I would be a rock ballad from the 80's If I were a movie... I would be a Guillermo del Toro film If I were a salad.. I would be a Fruit Salad If I were a color... I would be hot pink If I were a beverage.. I would be an...

http://HonoriaBallerina.deviantart.com It's pretty new, but I'll be putting up more stuff shortly!

That sounds awesome Kevin! Wish I could've gone, but eh, tis a little far away, lol!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry Squeek, but that is RULLY funny!

Heat..... pools..... beach..... icecream...... It's been that way since about April around here, LOL!

A loud beat can be heard coming from room 24 Alex: *practicing her crumping* Sweetums: *singing along* Shake that laffy-taffy, that laffy-taffy girl! Shake that laffy-taffy, that laffy-taffy girl! Floyd: *trying to meditate* Janice: *gazing thoughtfully at a sunflower* Animal...