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Sweetums: *shoves Bean in his bag and sits on it* Alex: *brushes her hair and puts on lipstick*

Ahaha that was a good one... *goes to find it on YouTube*

THIS one was, according to my dad, my grandmother's favorite joke: Q: What should you do if you get eaten by an elephant? A: Run around 'till you get all pooped out. Yeah.... now I know where I get my sense of humor from...

According to my dad, this was my grandfather's all-time favorite joke: Q: What do you do with your sleeping bag in the morning? A:Tell her to go make breakfast.

That isn't the point...

*eyeroll* You've hardly given it any time to live... *steps up to the microphone, feeling very Seinfeld-esque* I recently started working at this craft store. It's kind of a weird thing, because it's a craft store with a fabric store right next to it. After about a week there, this girl...

"We'll put the Ronald in your McDonald..." "McDonald's - the Irish never had it so good." "Because who wouldn't want to eat food cooked by clowns?"

Alex: *holding a wilted flower with only one petal on it* He loves me NOT. You see? That proves it. And why should he love me? He's obviously in love with her and he wouldn't have written that absolutely beautiful letter if he wasn't sure he felt that way! Sweetums: Well, maybe he's just...

Dear Ms. Da Pest, Please inform your employer that if he does not take actions to correct the situation at hand I shall be more than happy to take him to court. Please remind him also that he is in violation of child labor laws, human rights, and the secretary union. Not that it surprises me...

To SuZan -- How DARE you announce our affair so publicly! And to ANOTHER secretary, no less! I won't put up with this. Consider our relationship over. No Longer Yours, Trent from the Water Cooler To Louise -- Please discontinue sticking your nose into SuZan's and my affair. This meddling...

No, Snowthy, I think you're thinking of the MopFan (you know, with an "n" ? ) ;) As far as MopFam goes, well.... *leprechauns walk by, pushing what appears to be a pot of gold on wheels*

I'm *still* working on my SS article. I know, I said I'd have it to you a while ago, but I'm too much of a perfectionist lol. It's comin though ;)

OMG SO out of character.... you might as well take the REAL Janice Joplin and ask her to sing Poker Face. x_x It just doesn't fit.

Well, it seems this is the most logical place to put a note such as this, for it is the only place a certain Prawn will be sure to see it. Although, I might note that it has been un-noted if this note has been noticed by the no-post Prawn.

Actually, the KKK bills itself as a Christian group. (we did a big study on it in my Race and Ethnicties class) But I really don't wanna dig any further into that right now... if ya wanna discuss it, PM me ;) Catscratch rocked! I wish it was still in production, or at least on air somewhere...

>_> I'm gonna forget that remark about conservative Christians & Republicans, Snowthy..... Haven't watched the special yet, although I CANT WAIT to see it! The Sponge is one of my favorites ^_^

I've been here since 2004, and here's what I've found: We're all like family here, but it isn't always gonna be like *POOF* you don't feel new anymore. It's up to you to take the time, get to know people, and build relationships around here, because we can be friendlier than a starfish on a...

I've seen Elmo, Cookie, Oscar, Kermit, and Animal at Spencers for about $18. I REALLY want the Animal one...

I also spotted a Cookie Monster hat in there! SOOO awesome XD

It comes in Elmo? I'm getting one! Seriously, though, Beau made a valid point, which you can feel free to comment on.