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---------- MARCOOO! :news: *swimming slowly away* ...polo! Newsie...we need more players, or this is gonna be a really short game. ----------------

------------ Rhonda: Good point. Hot tubs and martinis...ahhhhh. *joins the in-crowd* :news: Um...anyone want to play Marco Polo? I will...but I'm champ at it. So watch out. Are we doing the one-foot-in-counts rule? And Fish out of water? :news: Sure! Okay...I'll be It then, unless...

Harlan Ellison has a wicked little story about pretending to be the cab company that some late-night wrong number thought he had reached. Truly evil but funny as heck. ------------------

---------- Rhonda: JOHNNY! Bubee...I like mine extra dry, and shaken, not stirred... :news: Hey ...you shouldn't mix alcohol and swimming! Rhonda: Who said I'm here to SWIM? You EVER see a rat willingly SWIM? I am HERE, Muppet medalist wannabe, for the sun and the relaxing part. Sal, can...

------------ :news: A 3? Is that out of 5? Rhonda: I thought the Olympics used a 10-scale. :news: Fine...I'll...I'll do a dive, then! Watch THIS! *climbs awkwardly onto the lowest level diving board with an inflated cute-allygator innertube around his waist and clutching a pool noodle...

---------------- You guys....just go to pwnyoutube and get their bookmarklet. It works swell and dandy with Safari and Chrome and, I'm told, Opera as well. (And why are you using any surfers other than those anyway?) You just put the bookmarklet in your bookmarks bar, then when you watch a video...

------------- Playing store with groceries! Oh wow I'd totally forgotten that. I can one-up you though...mine was HOOPER'S store! Built out of a pillow fort! --------------

-------------- :news: I can do a backstroke! Wanna see? Rhonda *sunbathing on chaise* Goldie, ya know it only counts if you're NOT using a pool noodle under you, right? Eh...looks good, Newsie. Hey, uh, Pinkie...can you spread a little more lotion between my shoulders? Pink: Shoul-ders...

----------- Er...you mean you're NOT? gasp! :eek: ----------------

----------------- Other than ads, I don't think I've ever had a wrong text...however, the number of idiots in this town who apparently can't dial a cell phone properly is ridiculous. My voicemail tells them if they don't know who I am, hang up...and some of the morons STILL leave messages...

------------- Bleh, stomach flu, Kelly? Been that done there hated it. I recommend chicken broth and jello...though not together... ----------------

------------ I don't know you, Pinkflower, but what the hey. Happy Belated Birthday! Hope you have a great year to come! :) ---------------

--------- I didn't, but thank you -- I'll use it. Maybe he and BD are more than just close friends? heh heh heh... Have been mapping out notes for the finale chapters...what a headache...but will post more later this week after I have time to write more. Am back at work, so can't promise any...

------------ Geez you write fast. Playing catchup already... I like the interactions between the new friends. Gonzo WAS a bit of a letch early on (I especially love the "cluckitis" ep, where he starts chummily rubbing...everyone) and it's funny to see Piggy already having to fend him off...

------------- Hey Spamela. It's a late birthday gift for Sam; hope he likes. Rhonda: Hope the rest of you wear protective earpieces and UV goggles. Wayne on film is not to be taken lightly. :news: *is trooping down to the pool for the afternoon, well-prepared, zinc coating his whole nose...

------------ "Corn hulks" in Iowa huh? Don't make 'em yellow. You wouldn't like 'em when they're yellow... Er...Piggy herself stated that her birth name was Pigathia (on the Avery Schrieber ep, if I'm not mistaken), although I admit Piggy Lee is a cute joke. Snickered a LOT at the idea of...

------------------- hee hee hee hee hee...and now I have that awesome whistle-and-string-bass tune that Nigel did with Floyd running through my head, though I don't recall the name of it. (Hey! Nigel and Walter should have a whistle-off!!) Very cute. And Nigel does look rather...

------------ Muffins! NOM nom nom nom nom nom... :insatiable: Hey! You eat all the cookies?? Uh...no. Actually, I made pumpkin scones last night. Here...have one...*yanks fingers out of the way* Uncle who? Yip who? No idea whom you guys refer to... *looks at ceiling innocently, whistles*...

------------- "...mighty yellow streams of abject terror..." LOL Cute. Seems the spoiled kids have been whining to daddy to fix things even father back than I thought! Loved the bit with Robbie's pop psych story ending. So what's next? I'd love to see you do another all-Muppet gig here...

------------- Hmmmm. Who could have been enlisted as a piggyguard without tipping our heroine off instantly? Who would be strong enough to keep away the nasties yet subtle enough to be almost invisible to Piggy? Well, that rules out Link on both counts -- except for the invisible part. He wasn't...